Duck and Cover

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 1:52 pm**

i eat hobbit kebab and gain french face sitting nose. -4 to sex appeal.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 3:52 pm**

I chew gum for +2 to breath freshness.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 9:46 pm**

I chop off ears for +3 orc appeal.

: Rumors?

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:49 am**

i eat those ears and tell you about the gray fox HAHAHA

+69 gratification

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:10 am**

I shove my bananaphone in your ear

+96

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:52 am**

I throw the lawn gnome at the next poster

+4 Vandalism

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:52 am**

I bless bannanaphone to give redeye +9834658348972346895685789034892548075623457623482348976 to TES spamming skill.

Ouch. That lawn gnomb F%$@ing hurt dude.

cut it out.

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:16 am**

i get :hasta_siempre: for +7 commandante

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:33 pm**

I cast "Ban of the ages +14" and all of the spambots that registered are banned and deleted, and a permanent spambot filter is put in place.

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:39 pm**

dbefore disapearing

I moon King of Creation for +67 in amazement

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:04 pm**

I attempt to do the beer firebreathing trick but I stupidly grab soy sauce instead

+90 Dehydration

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:25 pm**

I bless minigunwielder with holywater.

For fully restored hydration.

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:28 pm**

I lock this thread down, and swallow the key.

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:13 am**

I wait about 8 hours and wash said key off to unlock the thread.

+3 Expert Excrement Expeditor

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:39 am**

I bless ExtremeRyno with +77 to awesomeness for completing the "Unlock the Arena" quest.

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:13 pm**

I fail to enter the Arena because of an invisible wall that tells me to turn back.

Dissatisfied with myself, I jump into a pit and die.

+1 Acrobatics

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:23 pm**

VasikkA lands on Adoring Fan. Adoring Fan thinks it's absolutely fantastic that he was blessed with VasikkA's presence and casts a "Kiss" spell to bring him back to the living.

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:16 pm**

Oblivion never fails to fail me.

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:37 pm**

Upholding the teachings of the Brown Augur, I took a good and bulky dump and have a soothing feeling in my rectum. My heart sings, my eyes gleam and I am eager to await the next call of the poop.

[Poopmastery + 50]
[XP +1000]

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:13 pm**

Duck and Cover

The Arena!!!