Rather than digging dead threads. AKA The Picture Thread

[Kashluk]

I think someone once called us "teenagers" as well

[Aneurysm]

I see you have been nurturing your beer belly

[St. Toxic]

Yes, that's one big gut you got there.

[Megatron]

TEHTÄVÄNANTO: paljastan viisi omituista tapaani/piirrettäni. Tämän jälkeen valitsen seuraavat viisi ihmistä, jotka haastan tekemään saman perästä(paljastamaan viisi outoa tapaansa omaan päiväkirjaansa). Heidän tulee myös kirjoittaa nämä säännöt merkintäänsä. Linkitän haastamani ihmiset tämän merkinnän loppuun ja käyn ilmoittamassa heidän kommenttilaatikkoihinsa haasteesta ja tästä merkinnästä. :>

1. Kun neuvon jotakuta puhelimessa esimerkiksi ajamaan johonkin paikkaan, huidon käsilläni suuntaan ja toiseen, oikealle ja vasemmalle. Ihan niin kuin tämä jotenkin auttaisi neuvottavaa...

2. Vessassa käydessäni jätän sinne yleensä valot päälle. Muu perhe ei tykkää tästä, mutta koska tiedän, että olen menossa vessaan taas viiden minuutin kuluttua meikkaamaan, laittamaan hiuksia tai jotain muuta, valojen päälle jättäminen on erittäin kätevää. =)

3. Pelkään joskus pimeää. Kävellessäni pimeässä, sisällä tai ulkona, alan kuvitella että Texasin moottorisahamurhaaja tulee ja tappaa minut. Se on kamalaa, eihän se voi olla edes mahdollista! Tai voi periaatteessa koska tarinahan jäi auki... Ja jos näen pahaa unta yöllä ja herään siihen, alan myöskin kuvitella että Texasin moottorisahamurhaaja tulee ja tappaa. Siksi menenkin peiton alle kokonaan ja nukahdan ilman happea. Ihan niinku joku peitto muka auttais jos ois oikeesti sellanen tilanne...

LISSEE TULOSSA

stfu bitch

[VasikkA]

Dude don't read her diary that's not cool.

[Kashluk]

The beer gut is just an optical illusion, I'm actually all TNT, eating iron and shitting chain and stuff.

I can still kick your butt this is the last thing you'll see before u r gonnaz black out lollorz!!!!!

[baby arm]

The NSYNC tshirt goes well with the studded jacket.

[ExtremeDrinker]

Kashluk, I hate to tell you this, but guys that look like you were generally the very bottom of the ass-kicking food-chain. I remember fondly throwing a few people into dumpsters that look a lot like you (the baby-face, and shiny leather). Would I do the same thing now? Probably not. However, it is nice that those people still have a strong fear of me and generally bow in my presence when encountered at parties or bars. Good times were had by me.

[Spazmo]

And please note that Ryno is training the next generation of humanity to read and 'rite and 'rithmetic, so he's probably teaching them to throw Kashluks into dumpsters, as well. "C'mon kids, we're going on a field trip to Finland!"

[St. Toxic]

I'm generally associated with Antimeasure. People fear me, even doh I'm a nice, non-violent guy.

[Redeye]

Maybe collect roadkill for a couple of years and make a necro-furry suit.
Combine that with a Grampy Bone piercing and nobody will fuck with you.



or fuck you

[PiP]

Kashluk, I hate to tell you this, but guys that look like you were generally the very bottom of the ass-kicking food-chain. I remember fondly throwing a few people into dumpsters that look a lot like you (the baby-face, and shiny leather). Would I do the same thing now? Probably not. However, it is nice that those people still have a strong fear of me and generally bow in my presence when encountered at parties or bars. Good times were had by me.

geez man why do you again go on about how it was so cool to kick people in the face and such? I know you can be scary to those weaker than you, but do you think it's impressive? Don't know, with all that "I'm such an uber teacher" talk you sound like a man who has grown out of the silly things of the youth, but then you keep boasintg about how you're able to hurt people. You're inconsistent and I'm confused: on the one hand you probably really are a good teacher and you are a cool fellow DACer, but on the other hand you go with this 'arogant bully' stuff. How do you compromise the two?

[Thor Kaufman]

He's getting old, simple as that.

"Listen, children, those were the times..."

[Blargh]

I would be willing to wager it has something to do with allegedly being capable of evoking terror throughout an entire stereotyped niche.

Were I a betting man.

[baby arm]

Ryno reminds me of the people me and my little deliquent friends used to rob and terrorize many years ago. I was surprised to learn how the mere sight of a gun in the hands of a coked up teenage gangbanger could turn a tough frat-boy wannabe into a simpering mess. Weapons + drugs = pleasant night on the town. Unfortunately, I wasn't allowed to carry firearms due to my whiteboy status and unstable nature.

[VasikkA]

uber teacher ... able to hurt people....
How do you compromise the two?

Or, rather, combine the two?

:whip:

[S4ur0n27]

[Naked_Lunch]

[Kashluk]

Jesus christ mangz, you take stuff so seriously. Peace and love, mates I've never, at least not seriously, kicked anyone's ass. Some wannabe-tough-asses have tried to intimidate at bars, alleys etc. but if you just play along and give them their own medicine there's nothing really to fight about, at least not around here on this hillbilly countryside. I was just throwing a joke okay-dokay some guy once said that the jacket looked scary so I thought "hey mangz this calls for a random internet jokaby-lol". And Ryno, you're just a sack of shit, so stop with that attitude. It was just one step from the infamous "You're lucky this is the internet". Let's just take it easy, cool down and shit, okay mang?

On the other hand, if we really want to get into this whole "street fighting, who's the lowest scum of the earth and can physically hurt other people" -competition, I can admit that I'm at the lower ranks of the butt kicking food chain. I'm pretty big and rather strong, but I bet if I took a hit I'd cry like a baby and just take another shower of punches and hit the dirt pretty quick. I'm slow, soft, well mannered and not one of those fighting types at all really, nay nay, I'm more of a passionate lover

[PiP]

Kashluk, these are the words of a grown-up man. With a sense of humour to boot.