The Army Diary

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:55 am

Nameless_One wrote:YEP EXTLY

Nameless_One · Post by **Nameless_One** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:01 am

blah blah blah,

if so X+Y=?

sorry pal just couldn`t got it maybe it`s a failing after all...

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:18 am

zomg you aer such a slowpoke

moar 4chan references, pweez

Nameless_One · Post by **Nameless_One** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:33 am

Thor Kaufman wrote:zomg you aer such a slowpoke

moar 4chan references, pweez

Thor, when you post like this it lefts a silencer effect for near future posts under that topic, you know?

Of course you know

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:40 pm

Seriously, fucking asshat dreadnought he's wasting space on this forum right now. This entire thread is 3 posts of him fagging it up to one or two serious posts. Pretty soon he's going to pull a Harris and just start dedicating threads talking to himself

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:07 pm

Do you need a hug?

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:59 pm

'pull a Haris' now you're making Haris 'somebody' dude, that's just

Also, if there's the biggest moron posting in this thread too much it's not Dreddy.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:10 pm

jetbaby wrote:Pretty soon he's going to pull a Harris...

If he does, he needs to be B&. Any parallelism with Haris is bad.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:26 am

Chill...
I'm just having some fun here ffs. What should I do? Cry around and complain constantly like this 'problem solving' Subhuman OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone? Puh-leeeeeez!

Amis · Post by **Amis** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:55 pm

shuttup

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:57 pm

Date: November 14th 2007

Progress: 36 % (233/362 days left)

Rank: Officer Student

Situated at: 2nd Company, Infantry reserve officer training course, Reserve Officer School

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Long time no updates - about time to fix that. The reserve officer training course
has proggressed better than I had anticipated. My position as the general secretary
has offered me plenty of perks, which I've used to the maximum. No more cleaning,
locker checks, bed sheet checks (it's even dumber than it sounds), holiday checks,
no more stupid and meaningless tasks from 8 PM to 10 PM etc. The acronym "VMP" or
RFOS = "relieved from other service" has become very familiar to me.

Of course there's plenty of paper work and I spend most of my free time staring at
the government-provided monitor, filling excel-forms or typing official documents.
But again, the perks are obvious, I'm sitting behind my mahogany desk right now and
spending some of my spare time to let you guys know how I'm doing. Unlike in normal
Army service, I can do whatever I want once my tasks are done. It works like in real
life, it's almost amazing.

The people here are incredible. It's really the "cream of the nation", so to speak.
I've made plenty of new friends here and I've met really great personalities and
professionals from many, many areas and branches of all kinds imaginable. To mention
one group in particular, I must say that one of the most talented musicians I've ever
met are situated here with me. The amount of talent is almost visible in the air.
The motivation and working speed is amazing accordingly.

Leadership's tough, but I've managed to score well in my theoretical exams. Some of
the exams took more, some took less studying, but I've been getting so called "A's"
pretty much all the way. Marksmanship and sports were a bit trickier since the best
shooters and fastest runners are here as well. Marksmanship was OK, but I've got no
chance against these damn athletes. It was actually normal rather than special that
officer students ran over 3000 meters in Cooper's test. A handful ran over 3300!

My endless babbling probably gives most of you AD/HD-freaks a headache, so here's some
fine photography to enlighten your day. Finally. I've promised to show you photos in
every single diary entry, but this is the second time I'm actually posting any.

Enjoy.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:30 pm

Dude military is fully not the way to go.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:35 pm

Dreadnought wrote:Dude military is fully not the way to go.

GUNS!

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:19 pm

Wow, it seems the mahogany desk is sweating more than you do. Nevertheless, you're doing great.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:50 pm

how many people have you killed yet, perkele?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:05 pm

Casualties so far:

- 13 kg of fat flash
- dignity
- humility

KIA due friendly fire

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:30 pm

Just ban the fucking Team Killers!

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:46 pm

Dreadnought wrote:Just ban the fucking Team Killers!

FF on.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:12 am

Shoot the officers first
...
shoot the enemy officers first

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:37 am

Kashluk wrote: My position as the general secretary
has offered me plenty of perks, which I've used to the maximum.

I am assuming this involves sex.....with women?