Duck and Cover

MR Snake wrote:



Try and guess this one.

popscythe wrote:

cdoublejj wrote:I believe the game is called "Crusader: No Remorse" or "Crusader: No Regret "

Fucking crusader was the best goddamn video game in history.

It's one of those series where you are like "Red boba fette. Fucking horrible violence. Rebels and a totalitarian government thingy, why are there not one thouand more of these?!"

I mean, it had a complete control scheme, letting you switch between like action mode where you can dodge and roll and come up firing and shit, but easier controls for random bullshit too. Interactive environments, tons of computers you could read, etc.. (little too much find the key, but hey, it's a 1998 game) and fucking delicious FMV the type of which you are ever so glad they quit doing.

It's also got all the best weapons of all time right there, and no regret was even better, cranking up the super violent time with guns like the microwave gun, which gives dudes the quivery flesh chunks, lovingly different from the chunks caused by spider mines, detpacks, the grenade launcher, the mini rockets launcher and you know, the missle robots, the crazy fucking explosion traps or the giant pile of destructible (flammible or not) objects. Fallout's environment looked as interactive as TNP's login compared to Crusader. Just about everything changed when you shot it enough, and shit caught in crossfire was always going up, shooting steam all over or something, torching you or something, all good fun, floors would collapse, it was totally possible to fuck yourself into reloading by blowing up a walkway or letting some asshole npc do it by trying to shoot you near the flux capicitor or something.

I just wish my computer didn't suck so bad so that I could run it on dosbox without lag. The motherfuckers straight up built it to require dos.

Best ever.

Dogmeatlives wrote:Its Batman Forever for the SNES. I still have a copy I think.

cdoublejj wrote: of course i'v never beaten either fallout nor seen the oil rig

VasikkA wrote:The URL reveals it, Chaos League.

cdoublejj wrote:i got them when i was little then i had broke the CD when i was little i thought i was getting addicted to them way to way to addicted and hadn't played them ever since!

MR Snake wrote: shut up and answer my question poopskit

Urizen wrote:how about this awesome classic?

cdoublejj wrote:i got them when i was little then i had broke the CD when i was little i thought i was getting addicted to them way to way to addicted and hadn't played them ever since! then later on in life till early this year i dled them and started playing them and fell in love and became even more addicted than before