How not to post

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:34 pm

Hey thanks everybody. Ill continue doing these, ofcourse, and all suggestions are welcome.

I'll kill you later S4ur0n27.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:59 pm

Needs more references to the communitay, U KNWO

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:55 pm

He's still new

Give him some time.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:10 pm

I know, do one about how only douchers need to point out that my avatar is Maddox, and I'm obviously not Maddox. And of course you have to work in that nobody else gives a fuck about the Maddox picture.

Ooh, and one about what the Wasteland is for.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:12 pm

Do one about how Maddox is a tired hack and people who use his "picture" as an avatar in order to be cool by association are pretentious idiots.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:30 am

Do one about how Spazmo is a cock monkey.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:27 am

Ive been planning a Spazmo Cockmonkey one since I first heard of DAC.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:33 am

I hope you're getting Gilbert Gottfried to do my voice.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:45 am

I'm still trying to think of ways to animate the 'no requests for warez or links to it' and 'no non-worksafe images outside the wasteland' rules. only idea is that in each subsequent animation, the guy gets killed in more elaborate ways.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:56 am

Im working on no-warez side by side with the pa flick, while battling a virus. I think I got some real 'get cash' work coming up in a few days too.

And Spaz, I used voodoo to contact John Candy. He's agreed to do your voice.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:34 am

If I were doing one about posting inappropriate things in the appropriate place I would do it like this:

Guy is posting a picture, midgets humping a donkey, weird ass anime where chicks are getting fucked by three-foot wide boners, the classic goatse will work too, whatever. He post the picture and hits the button, then a shotgun, or possibly knife busts out of the monitor. If it's the shotgun it's obvious what happens, if it's the knife it gets jammed into his belly and then saws up through his head, splitting him in two.

Then we see him posting again, if he was knifed he's all stitched up. This time though he posts his midgetanimegoatse picture in the Wasteland. A hand come from off screen and pats him on the head while another one comes out with a candy bar or cookie, something for being a good little boy.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:02 am

airsoft is funnier and more original each times he posts.

Kinda the maddox way actually.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:21 pm

airsoft guy wrote:If I were doing one about posting inappropriate things in the appropriate place I would do it like this:

Guy is posting a picture, midgets humping a donkey, weird ass anime where chicks are getting fucked by three-foot wide boners, the classic goatse will work too, whatever. He post the picture and hits the button, then a shotgun, or possibly knife busts out of the monitor. If it's the shotgun it's obvious what happens, if it's the knife it gets jammed into his belly and then saws up through his head, splitting him in two.

Then we see him posting again, if he was knifed he's all stitched up. This time though he posts his midgetanimegoatse picture in the Wasteland. A hand come from off screen and pats him on the head while another one comes out with a candy bar or cookie, something for being a good little boy.

That doesn't sound too bad, actually. Though for all the sick stuff going on, maybe have it blurred out or have loads of censored signs.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:37 pm

isnt it just going to be the same as the one he's already done with different words on the screen?

YOU SHOULD HAVE A GUNBILL POP HIS GODAM HEAD OFF LOL

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:58 pm

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:28 pm

Wow, that is fucking excellent, Mega!