Duck and Cover

I once stayed a weekend at the house of somebody from Motley Crue by Ely, Minnesota. The guy himself wasn't there, and I had/have no clue who he is anyways, but it was pretty cool walking around the sweet house seeing pictures of him and President Clinton with a couple of groupies (rated G).

Darryl, you daft, daft knob, I don't listen to music. It's painful to my ears and thoughts.

I bet thinking makes your head hurt too

Kashluk wrote:I bet thinking makes your head hurt too

*laughs*

That so ? You've lost your wager, sir. I'll fetch the arsenic.

I'm a Master Gambler, I can't critically fail

Well, fail you did. Even a Master Gambler can fail if they choose to bet on a poor option. It seems I'm a lucky bastard. Or perhaps just a bastard. Either way, I'll be mailing the specially formulated arsenic shortly, as per the arrangement. Cheers.

B - 'Do you have any last words ?'
J, the condemned, is surprisingly calm.
J - 'You're an evil, evil man. I am innocent, and I will be spared. I am certain of it. I curse you, your sister, your children and your dog.'
B - 'Right then !'
B prepares his axe, whilst softly singing a jaunty tune.
N runs in, frantic and out of breath.
N - 'Wait ! Wait !'
B, axe raised and now on the verge of extreme disappointment, holds.
J smiles knowingly.
N - 'Thank goodness I arrived in time ! You've got to stop !'
B- 'Oh, why ?'
J smirks.
N - 'Why !? You've got the wrong axe, that's the sharp one !'

Get a life. All of you.

They're leading ones, they're just not very interesting.

My life may be on hold, but I've made limbo interesting. Ha, wrong again.

It makes me feel warm inside. On the first day that tickets went on general sale in the UK, every date was sold out.

So now they're thinking of adding some statium dates later in the year. Plus North America and Canada. Yay!