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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:16 pm
by Artkill
Blargh
I have a new book. It is an obsessive compulsive choose-your-adventure book ! It says 'to wash your hands, turn to page 2. To wash your hands again, reread page 2. To check if your car is locked, turn to page 5 . . .'
Striding Hero
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:25 pm
by Blargh
I AM A STRIDING HERO ! HUZZAH !
Though
Strutting Hero or even
Staggering Hero would be more appropriate, I think. Yes.
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:26 pm
by Artkill
Sterile Hero
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:29 pm
by Blargh
Artkill wrote:Sterile Hero
Mind reader. And one day, you too might join our illustrious ranks, humble Art.
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:33 pm
by Artkill
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:39 pm
by Blargh
:drunk::drunk:
:drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk:
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:30 pm
by Artkill
Oh mang, talk about temptation.
I can get wasted right now, or I can save it for 2 weeks and have some screwdrivers with a really hot chick. 2 weeks is a long time but she's fucking gorgeous
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:24 am
by Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD
Artkill wrote:Oh mang, talk about temptation.
I can get wasted right now, or I can save it for 2 weeks and have some screwdrivers with a really hot chick. 2 weeks is a long time but she's fucking gorgeous
Screwdrivers are a woman's drink.
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:28 am
by Artkill
thats why im gonna drink them with a woman fool
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:30 pm
by fallout ranger
kinda makes sense there
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:09 pm
by Subhuman
Why not both?
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:46 pm
by atoga
Advice, junior -- she's probably not all that hot. And you probably won't get all that wasted. So you might as well drink those screwdrivers yourself, or at least give them to the homeless.
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:24 pm
by Fez
If you drink them during your meeting you'll at least think she's hot.
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:39 pm
by Artkill
yes, im sure you all know this girl
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:42 am
by Fez
She's a wife of the hippie commune that everyone lives in. So everyone knows her well.
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:29 am
by Blargh
Would that be the commune that was on fire recently, again ? If so, I hypothesise that you all know her
biblically*. You lucky ducks.
*
Blargh, potentially ruining the subtlety of silly jokes since 1980.
