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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:16 am
by Naked_Lunch
My penis could kick your ass.

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:36 am
by Fez
This is where the Matrix parody fits in best. Everyone on the internet is super tough and has a huge penis, unless they are a super sexy girl, in which case they are either a policeman or a fat old man looking for kids to cyber with.

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:22 am
by S4ur0n27
What about the oracle?

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:53 am
by Fez
Yup, sorry to burst your bubble.

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:57 pm
by S4ur0n27
And what about 14-16 years old fatties?

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:30 pm
by Kashluk
I'm ugly, a bit overweight and I have a small penis.

There. TEH MATRIX IS OVER OMG IT*Z KOLLAPSING AND MILIONZ OF SUSANUSES ARE RUNNING WILD KARATEI!Ö!1

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:51 pm
by S4ur0n27
You're forbidden to use my name in a pun.

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:13 am
by Kashluk
How come?

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:05 pm
by S4ur0n27
I said so.