Guy thinks he's being attacked by zombies

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:27 pm

Fuckoff and die :]

Brahmin · Post by **Brahmin** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:26 am

Some of my friends came up with a tshirt company, and got together the finance to make about 500 tshirts. They called thier company Funky Old Ardvark Designs, then shortened this to FOAD...

T-shirts with solgans such as the ever popular "I love everyone, your next!", along with heart warming classics such as "Hold my pint whilst I kiss your girlfriend"

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:10 am

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:39 am

Brahim, start making some fucking sense or I'll have to orally rape you.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:45 am

It was cool, but I would of hit the people with the gun or kick them in addition to shooting. I would of probably shot myself after a little bit.

What if the guy snaped the psychiatrist neck? That would of been awesome.

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:07 am

Kashluk wrote:Yeah, he was either shooting blanks and these little plastic bags full of ketchup popped out of the zombies' chests or perhaps it was a paintball gun

It was a paintball gun. A pretty crappy one at that. You can tell from the C02 tank on the back (where the butt of a gun usually is), and from the small cloud of C02 that comes out of the barrel every time he fires it (it's white). It looks like it was unloaded the whole time though, as there is no hopper (it's a big black bananna shaped thing on the top, that holds the paintballs).

Zencore · Post by **Zencore** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:12 am

It would have been cool if the guy ran out of ammo.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:43 pm

Yeah, Murph, that's what I thought... It looked a lot like a paintpall gun... but what's the point of having an unloaded paintball gun? The least risk (from mouthfire etc.) or what?

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:00 pm

I saw this on TV ages ago, old mang, totally old.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:40 pm

Megatron wrote:if was just a noisemaker or something, they were just squibs. He wasn't really shooting at people :learnsomethingneweveryday:

Why would he 'aim at the head' anyway he was just screaming and spraying everywhere. I doubt you'd be like DAMN I GOTTA GET HEADSHOT

Everyone, *EVERYONE* knows you kill a zombie py popping a cap in its head! It's basic survival knowledge! =)

Actually if you look closer, whatever the gun shoots with, it hits, and sprays paint, ketchup or swine's blood all over them...

Matt_Helm · Post by **Matt_Helm** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:38 am

Why would he 'aim at the head' anyway he was just screaming and spraying everywhere. I doubt you'd be like DAMN I GOTTA GET HEADSHOT

Anyone who was trained would go for the head shot at close range in those rooms, but they probably were very careful not to select any ex-military or ex-PD for this gag, otherwise there would have been real carnage.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:38 am

Fake.

Derren Brown calls himself a psychologist to make you believe he's not setting things up. If he called himself a magician like Blane, people would know it was fake. 'Psychologist' sounds more professional and scientific, and hence, people are more likely to trust what they are seeing. It's still all set up. Too many variables to be real (like what if the guy went hand to hand with one of the actors and beat their skull in... ).

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:47 am

because its a game he was playing that had a gun and why would you hit a zombie anyway and if it was fake why hasnt the guy sold his story to news of the world and hes a hypnotist and its not that weird and he probably signed something before and knew but his reaction was more or less real so why cant you just accept it jeez

huh

Anyone who was trained would go for the head shot at close range in those rooms, but they probably were very careful not to select any ex-military or ex-PD for this gag, otherwise there would have been real carnage.

I thought you shot people in there centre of gravity or whatever the fuck.

u kill a zombie py popping a cap in its head! It's basic survival knowled[/zombie]

WHO ARE YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT ARE THIS ZOMBIE

jeez you guys cant you just take a joke and accept it instead of dissecting it with your amazing armchair butcher/soldier knowledge of everything in the world. do you watch movies to pick out MOVIE MISTAKES to jeez you guys are boring lets just chill out and watch this guy shoot at zombies huh

its also against the law to show real hypnotism on tv incase someone does something and then says they were hypnotised fyi

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:48 am

Yeah, and that whole "OMG VIDEO GAME THAT HYPNOTIZES PEOPLE" deal was just too far-fetched.

Post by **King of Creation** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:48 am

I'm not so sure its fake. If the guy started going crazy, they probably just would have come out and revealed themselves to him, or just hypnotize him again like they did at the end. It looked like they did a pretty good job of securing the place so he wouldn't be able to grab like a lead pipe and start beating someone.

Post by **Alexander** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:53 am

Mr. Teatime wrote:Too many variables to be real (like what if the guy went hand to hand with one of the actors and beat their skull in... ).

Yeah, that was what I ws thinking of... what if instead of running around asking "Whats going on?!" "What is this?!" bla bla, he would have just tried to rape the girl who is sitting down playing dead... "Who are you?" ... "Oh, you are unconscious, lets get those panties off, eh?", what does he have to lose: he is hypnotised, the place looks abandoned, he looks like some sort of dark, non-european immigrant... it would just be natural.

Mr. Teatime wrote:Fake.

Derren Brown calls himself a psychologist to make you believe he's not setting things up. If he called himself a magician like Blane, people would know it was fake. 'Psychologist' sounds more professional and scientific, and hence, people are more likely to trust what they are seeing. It's still all set up.

Sounds right.

Brahmin · Post by **Brahmin** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:16 am

I have looked at it from that point of view, I used to think that, but he explains enough of his "tricks" and how he does them for me to believe that this is not fake. He explains most of the tricks, I didn't see this episode, but it wouldn't suprise me if he had explained this one.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:06 am

Megatron wrote:
WHO ARE YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT ARE THIS ZOMBIE

jeez you guys cant you just take a joke and accept it instead of dissecting it with your amazing armchair butcher/soldier knowledge of everything in the world. do you watch movies to pick out MOVIE MISTAKES to jeez you guys are boring lets just chill out and watch this guy shoot at zombies huh

It's called pondering and debating.

Just 4 fun m8 chill outz0r.
That's my kind of fun =) Of course he wouldn't think of shooting them in the head. Heck he probably didn't even know they were "zombies" or whatever, which I'm guessing, is what you're trying to tell me.

Neither would I, probably, if I was set in the situation. I'd like to try though, just to see how I'd react.

I'd like to think that I'd go Shaun of the Dead style and bash them with cricket-bats, hehe

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:59 am

I'd like to see them try that on John Matrix. He'd have snapped everyone's spines in thirty seconds and unloaded his barrel in all of them. Still a good video though. It's probably fake, like most of these kinds of tricks.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:51 pm

I think the real question is:

Who Cares?