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yarr, that vanbubren view was indeed well above what one had expected.
Unfortunately though, it'll all be cocks and asses from here meladdo. We wont get isometricish, no moving camera even.... It'll be a fixed over the shoulder view, with no skill rolls in combat which will be real-time point and click.
The game'll make you feel like an assfixated stalker, since all your attention will be on the ass of the (non customizable) main character coz his hip movement is weirdly exiting.
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Um, well... this is why you play a female.
Assfix= OK!
Imagine if Lara Croft was a mensch named Hans who went around in
skintight leiderhosen... grunting... and ... groaning...
They should add two pockets to the back of the shorts, one on each bun.
Each pocket with two buttons. That way the ass looks like two smilies.
:) => Lara's Butt
