Wasteland Merc News

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:17 pm

All right, I'm totally teaming up with Susan and Naked Lunch to make the best Fallout 2 mod ever. We're totally going to be on the cover DVDs of thousands of cheapo el grande no-name gaming rags. We're going to be ruling the streets 'o DaC like kings.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:04 pm

Good idea. I'll write the dialogues, okay?

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:17 pm

I'll be the PR guy.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:00 am

I'll write in the pop-culture references.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:26 am

I'll design the title screen. I'm thinking bitches in thongs and a horny fallout boy, what do you think?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:29 am

Put some hairy deathclaws in it, too.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:35 am

Hairy deathclaw bitches in thongs?

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:42 am

How did you know what the Fallout community wanted?!?!! I thought I was the only one who wanted hairy deathclaw bitchs in thongs.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:01 am

I want hairy bitches in thongs

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:08 am

Don't forget the radioactive nazis!

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:15 am

I'll print the magazine where you'll get cover space and a reserved spot at the included DVD

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:50 pm

I'll call Jacques, Herve's lawyer who's gonna sue your asses.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:03 pm

Nico, they're stealing our idea

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:55 pm

We should get our forum for this mod. That way we can discuss TOP-SECRET matters in private, eh?

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:55 pm

Wait wait wait, who is going to make the actual game?

Maybe we could hire Haris or something

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:04 pm

No i am gonna be the guy that looks at the screenshots and than spams every thread about the mod with one liners like: "Why is the player standing on a desert tile, that sucks!

" or "How come there are living people in post apoc world? Thats not realistic.

"

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:09 pm

We all will?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:13 pm

I guess I'll have to learn how to code, then

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:43 pm

why not dig up some dirt about Haris and then blackmail him? '300 lines of code per day or else..'

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:44 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Why the hell would a magazine put that mod on its disk? Are they polish or something?

fuck you too.