Duck and Cover

He's a bit like Schwarzenegger in that regard.

But I'm sure Arnie still smokes pot, bangs 3 women in the ass and destroys multiple T1000 at the same time as he's eating his cookies with milk. AND he teaches to kids.

He smokes cookies, bangs T1000 in the ass, and destroys multiple milk women while eating pot. And he teaches 3 kids.

Oh and I forgot, he also governs Calif

...with an iron fist?

He also has a baby named "Junior".

ApTyp wrote:...with an iron fist?

is that called 'fisting'?

10 minutes isnt enough for the kids to do their work, you swell guy. Anyways, your probably a good teacher because you are 'cool' and 'nice' so you swoon all the girls. Let me guess your priniciple is a girl?



I grew up in the hard knocks class and we ate teachers and spit them out on the playground. I was also a special ed vet and was called 'soldier'.

My teachers were all middle aged women. Some of them were nice ladies who'd hand out candy and shit, others were vicious monsters. This one bitch I had in the third grade would even pinch your cheeks if you were being cute. Seriously, that was fucked.

So... Spazmo was molested?

lets cut this thread and discuss teachers

middle aged women

Wolfman Walt wrote:They give out oscars for webmasters?

Actually, that's exactly what that "Oscar" is for. Best teacher website. Hence why I was then appointed to be webmaster for Reading Council.

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:10 minutes isnt enough for the kids to do their work, you swell guy.

It is if there are only about 20 questions. Most get done within 4 or 5 minutes. The rest of the 10 minutes is spent reading a library book in preperation from the bi-weekly book reports. You must have never been in a class where the teacher put you through an entire year of lessons in under 17 weeks with every student earning passing grades.

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:I was also a special ed

Which explains a lot.

POOPERSCOOPER wrote: we ate teachers and spit them out on the playground

You've also no doubt ever had a teacher with the winning attitude of "put them on the ground with your knee in their back if they try anything." And yes, I've done that. If there's a kid with their own little attitude, it's not tough to put them in their place. I have the most well behaved students in the school. I have yet to yell or even raise my voice.

They're probably all terrified of your facial hair.

That said, keep up the good work. Teachers are true heroes

I doubt that anyone lucid and with a bit of brain cells would ever attack you voluntarily.

ya because all the great teachers smack kids into shape.

and because you're huge and dangerous.

So my class officially has the best scores on their state tests (as of the testing completed this week) in my school. My class has the second highest scores in my 12 elementary school feeder pattern. Principal tells me daily I'm the best teacher she's seen. Now I'm being nominated for the Sallie Mae First-Class Teacher Award with a possible trip to Washington DC and $1500.

I Rule.

Good for you, lad.

You're the man.