Oblivion: done. Next stop: Fallout?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:48 pm

The guy on the left has nice hair.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:13 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:The guy on the left has nice hair.

The picture is one big blur. It could be a raccoon.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:24 pm

wait a sec, this one's not from applevault? so from where?

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:41 pm

PiP wrote:wait a sec, this one's not from applevault? so from where?

Check properties for address.

Its Ken St.Andre's Website

He's the guy in the hat.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:51 pm

The guy on the left leads me to believe LARPers can sit on thin air.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:02 pm

sweet we can finally start nailing down the lid on Fallout's coffin. Once BethSoft ravages the setting with their wanton mediocrity the fucker will be buried for good.

Huzzah for closure.

how did the design meeting for Oblivion go anyways? "Let's make Ultima, but without the interesting characters and diverse settings!" "Awesome idea! Let's throw in shit tastic combat and generic quest mills called factions, too!" "I am absolutely giddy with the prospect of writing god awful code that will run like dog shit on even the most high end computers!"

that's right, fuck RPG fans, fuck them hard.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:47 pm

Hopeless.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:39 pm

the ever-enthusiastic Killzig. So you've played through Oblivion as you're saying there are no interesting characters in it? I'm sceptical about Beth, but I'd give Oblivion a go before I make such a definite judgement.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:18 pm

PiP wrote:but I'd give Oblivion a go before I make such a definite judgement.

Therein lies your failure, pIp. Do not declare The Prophet Killzig blind, for you have not seen what he has seen. How can I tell ? If you had, you too would exude depressing, pessimistic commentary of a FRIGHTENINGLY similar topic. Yet distinct from your usual. Yes. Naivety is their bread, hope, their wine. Such is the way of things.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:19 am

yea yea, I'm such a hopeless "seeing is believing" case, my bad. Truth is I haven't had much contact with Beth other than Morrowind omg-reviews on the one hand and your black propheting on the other. So no, I haven't seen what venerable 'zig has seen

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:03 am

PiP wrote:Morrowind omg-reviews / black propheting

EXACTLY.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:03 am

I've seen every other game they've put out up to Morrowind. I've yet to find an interesting character in the whole lot.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:42 am

what about the main character huh? Or aren't YOU interesting, lolz!

What's oblivion about anyway I haven't been following it. Patrick Stewart sits in a tower and waits for his hair to grow so you can save him?

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:27 am

What's oblivion about anyway I haven't been following it.

well, the game is set in this magical kingdom.
the princess of the kingdom has fallen into an enchanted sleep caused by some evil lord.
To save the princess you need to collect the legendary triforces (small glowing p2d pyramidish thingies), and aided by their force you can finally face the ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¼ber baddie on mount doom.
a rather original game, may I say.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:42 am

Mismatch wrote: well, the game is set in this magical kingdom.
the pricess of the kingdom has fallen into an enchanted sleep caused by some evil lord.
To save the princess you need to collect the legendary triforces (small glowing p2d pyramidish thingies), and aided by their force you can finally face the ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¼ber baddie on mount doom.
a rather original game, may I say.

fuck, are you serious?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:50 am

I found da real story guys

Oblivion's storyline follows your quest as a prisoner who is freed by The Emperor during his attempt to escape assasins. When the Emperor is killed, it opens the doors to the Hell-like dimension of Oblivion at random spots around the game world. Your mission is to close the doors to Oblivion by finding the Emperor's Heir and placing him on the throne.

wow i wonder who the heir could be

http://www.srtest.com

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:58 am

heh.
the sad part is that this story isnt that different from the zeldaish one I wrote.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:45 pm

the "prisoner set free" part is so Van Buren. I like the "place heir on the throne" part.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:06 pm

Predeterminism and 'GOSH DARN IT I JUST DAMN WELL FORGOT !!' can get fucked alongside of the universe.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:16 pm

Doesn't sound all that bad.