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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:33 am
by TheCynic
DACers,where did you find this glittering gem of stupidity, and more importantly, why is he here.
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:08 am
by Edward_R_Murrow
In before someone says black cock. Oh wait....
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:13 am
by Strider
...Jew by Jew by jew...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:45 pm
by Nameless_One
Dreadnought wrote:If I indented to be funny I'd tell people jokes.
Ok here's a joke:
Masochist: "Torture me!"
Sadist: "No..."
''No...'' ; why,because he`s messing with a masochist and normally he wants that torture, it`s willingly.It`s sad that sado guy can`t get some fun over this...
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:48 pm
by Dreadnought
TheCynic wrote:DACers,where did you find this glittering gem of stupidity, and more importantly, why is he here.
Dude this post stigmatized you forever. Even cazsim is more worth than you, yet still worthless. You will die.
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:50 pm
by Nameless_One
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:52 pm
by Nameless_One
sarge112 wrote:the sadist inflicts pain unto the masochist by NOT torturing him, irony
Yep,this is the other side of the jokebook
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:18 am
by Goretheglowingone
quickly now, if a Jew and a lawyer where drowning and you could only save one,
what would you do first? read a news paper
or go to lunch?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:00 am
by Redeye
Goretheglowingone wrote:quickly now, if a Jew and a lawyer where drowning and you could only save one,
what would you do first? read a news paper
or go to lunch?
I'd throw them a line.
power line
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:02 pm
by Superhaze
Zing!
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:17 pm
by Goretheglowingone
annnnnd now.. this is the jokes thread... witch will only live for about a week then will slowly go down the list and disappear forever
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:07 pm
by Thor Kaufman
I'd snort a line
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:52 pm
by Dogmeatlives
Thor Kaufman wrote:I'd snort a line
A power line!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:25 am
by Dreadnought
You're lying.
Power lying! :shitjoke:
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:57 pm
by fallout ranger
Fried spam is a pretty good snack now that you mention it.
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:38 pm
by atoga
fruits & veggies - good snack
have you guys been getting your 5-10 servings a day? :kause4koncern:
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:40 pm
by fallout ranger
Atoga, quit being so responsible. It's not proper behavior for a DAC member.
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:15 pm
by Thor Kaufman
whats a 5-10serving?
I usually eat little stuff like apples or bananas when the mood strikes me
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:18 pm
by fallout ranger
I fry up some chichen strips if the materials are available and the desire strikes me.
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:10 am
by Redeye
atoga wrote:fruits & veggies - good snack
have you guys been getting your 5-10 servings a day? :kause4koncern:
5-10 servings?
nuh-uh!
I imagine that amount is calculated to create mass [of "healthy" things] to make you feel full so you will eat less of things that have lots of fat and salt.
I can't imagine you would really need anywhere near that amount.
Unless your digestive system switched to a lower efficiency level to compensate for being a member of a culture that has an overloaded diet.
Try shoving 5-10 servings a day/etc. down the throat of a
healthy, non-malnourished person from a subsistence agriculture/non mass-consumer society.
That "recommended diet" would probably make that person sick, and fat.