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Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:39 pm**

Thor Kaufman wrote:
PiP wrote:
Thor Kaufman wrote:beat me to it, it looks indeed pretty good.
In what sense?
sixth

Dang, I thought it was smell.

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:38 pm**

S4ur0n27 wrote:Apparently it blends both stories, or so I heard.

Huh. That's a lot to jack-knife into one film, especially the modern ninety minute action flick. Any word on whether or not Vlad will be making an appearance?

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:11 pm**

Have no fear, he will appear.

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:27 pm**

Hahah... Marky Mark in Shooter, pt. 2

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:17 pm**

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/08 ... er-blimey/

new trailer out. It looks worth a watch still, although I hope they don't fuck up this whole valkyrie thing they're adding.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:27 pm**

dude, max payne is all about valkyr, i know number 2 was better, but valkyr is what started it all.

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:57 am**

But they weren't actually fucking harpy things in the game

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:07 am**

I guess they're some sort of "personal demon" things? And Max Payne had some cool occult elements, pretty scary bosses and stuff. If it's done right, it could be fun. Then again, I'm happy either way since it's a Finnish computer game that's gone Hollywood

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:31 am**

If you catch Max Payne chewing gum, there's a pretty good chance it's sugarless.

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:09 pm**

It is kinda gaying it up a bit, but hopefully they don't focus on the valkyries.

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:44 pm**

Max Payne better use a Nokia

Posted: **Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:26 pm**

Kashluk wrote:I guess they're some sort of "personal demon" things? And Max Payne had some cool occult elements, pretty scary bosses and stuff. If it's done right, it could be fun. Then again, I'm happy either way since it's a Finnish computer game that's gone Hollywood

It can only be better than the danish game gone hollywood...

"shitman" indeed -_-

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:29 am**

I hope they CGI Wahlberg's face to make it similar to the real Max Payne's.

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:58 am**

He always looks like he has the worst constipation ever. Not a lot of actors can replicate that look.

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:32 pm**

Well they have the right guy, because in every movie of his i have ever seen he constantly looks like he really needs to take a crap, shooter, the departed, you name it.

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:21 pm**

It's true he does look kind of angry or concerned with something in all his movies

But it's nothing like the real Max.

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:36 pm**

replaying Max Payne 2 at the moment, had to laugh when the Dick Justice tv show came on "I had the look of being constipated on my face" just made me laugh.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:09 am**

@Smiley: I actually thought Hitman was a decent flick. I got myself a DVD copy from the bargain bin. Sure it's too much about the gunfights, too little about assassinations, but it's entertaining to watch.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:20 am**

Stainless wrote:replaying Max Payne 2 at the moment, had to laugh when the Dick Justice tv show came on "I had the look of being constipated on my face" just made me laugh.

Ha, did the same a few weeks ago

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:30 pm**

That is one game that ages very very well, the graphics are still pretty amazing, especially if you crank everythint o full in your driver settings.

hopefully that new remedy game will be good, it is also a dudes name, cant remember it though.

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