Duck and Cover

Well guys, it's time.

Someone must have shit flaming irony in my fucking brain, because reading this thread has made me realize the truth. The searing, horrible truth.

We're being trolled by the god of the internet.

Sir, whoever you are, you're a fucking mastermind. Lets review the facts.

Fallout 3 fanfiction. This in itself is a troll of epic motherfucking stature. How did we miss the joke?

14. Exactly. Not just 14, but a 4chan user, by self admission. Why is this person here? 4chan has sent him, in a fucking brilliant bolt of lightning to teach us a simple lesson: If this man is real, he is boy, and this boy has been led astray by the internet. If this man is attempting to wage psychological warfare, he's a goddamn brilliant scientist.

I can't decide which is more mind numbing. The fact that your average...

You know what, fuck it, I'm done writing this shitty post. Fuck you internet.

Edit: Fuck ads for FX on the top of DAC. Man, FX?
Double: Man I guess FX runs always sunny so FX and I are cool now. We're pax like a motherfucker.

Is the whole Fan Fiction forum just a honey-trap?

Well fuck me sideways I'm a goddamn brilliant scientist.

What the hell is 4chan anyway?

I hate teenagers.

Blargh wrote:I feel I should congratulate you, Zach. That was the most painful thing I've read in almost thirteen days.

LOL!

cazsim83 wrote:

popscythe wrote:
YOU ARE A FUCKING PEDERAST.

paederast

noun
a man who has sex (usually sodomy) with a boy as the passive partner [syn: pederast]

no, not so much, actually.

but most of you are a group of giant assholes.

But how would that look in real life? My guess-- probably like a cave tunnel formation!
LMAO!

Bebop Magnum wrote:I still come back to see the comments, people. And by now I've pretty much figured out that this place is a fallout fan site aspiring to be as fucked up as 4chan. ^_^

I've said it once, and I'll say it again: 4chan is for the weak. They may have numbers, but we are the refined.

DACK is to the Vor V Zakonye as 4Chan is to this

ROFL!

S4ur0n27 wrote:What the hell is 4chan anyway?

You just set off the LOLLING JEWISH HYPERCOMBO :jew:

4chan.org is a collection of random information organized in forums on different subjects. The main of which, is /b/, the random thread, notorious for being home to kids eager to expose their cock or underage genetaila for the pedophiles, just for lulz. Matterafact, just about anything and everything done there is for the lulz. It's all without purpose or sense, and 9 of 10 ten times, results in kids posting porn up. A girl is mentioned or comes in, everyone else responds with "Tits or GTFO."

The place is massively underbrained and overly enthusiastic about retarded things. Imagine, if you will... hundreds upon thousands of MR Snakes and Gores, not necessarily interested in anything but more than ready to harass anything and everything, as well as beat off to the random porn.

4chan is chaos, but chaos is of random nature, and good can come of the random. We, here at DACK, are the select.

Bebop Magnum wrote:I still come back to see the comments, people. And by now I've pretty much figured out that this place is a fallout fan site aspiring to be as fucked up as 4chan. ^_^


And uh... yeah, I've seen Goatse. You fuckers can't take anything away from me because I have no innocence to take

I apologize to the longstanding members of DaC - after this post I humbly admit I was mistaken and this jackoff is most likely just a troll - and even if not, we don't need yet another person mentioning 4chan here

Ugh... I'm not a troll. I was met with responses such as these and I figured I needed to be a jackass... It just so happens that I actually am 14 and want feedback on my story... -_-

^__^

Manoil wrote:... wanna come down to phx and get drunk on NYE, Caz? [fyi you must bring fuckables]

I'm *in* phx now, manoil - I work on 25th and Dunlap negroe.

We are going to westgate - and although I think it would be schweet to chill wit my homies from DaC - if I remember correctly you are underage (21) and I could get in a lot of trouble for drinking wit you, yes?

If I am mistaken and you are in fact over 21, I've PM'ed you my phone # and indeed, do have access to a couple fuckables, depending on your tastes.

Stop using OMGROFLLOLLMAO in every fucking post, makes you look like a stupid cunt.

Do some Cowboy Bebop fan fiction.

Set on Earth.

It could actually be vaguely Fallouty.

power overwhelming
power overwhelming
fuck I did it twice now I'm reuninvincible

baby arm wrote:This is the only Fallout fanfiction that truly matters. Pay attention as there'll be a test later.

Poops - you are amazing.

"some diarrhea out of her butt".

Frater Perdurabo wrote:Stop using OMGROFLLOLLMAO in every fucking post, makes you look like a stupid cunt.

I aspire to inspire
*bwalls inyamouf*