Kick Ass

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:39 pm

Kick-Ass was pretty awesome. I give it 8 Spazmos out of 5 Megatrons.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:25 pm

Just saw it, enjoyed it, thanks for the recommendation Poops

Anyone notice a song from 28 Days Later (In The House/In a Heartbeat) used during the lumber warehouse shootup?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:12 pm

i saw it. it was pretty slick but that was alrigh t.

"Watch the pattern, understand that the solution lies within the problem" - Jimbo

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:38 pm

I'm going tonight. This better be the shit, or I'm blaming Dac. (Not that it helps, but I'll do it anyway)

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:47 pm

it was alright, some of it was a bit too :spiderman: but probably better than alright actually, i think 3.85 out of 5 angry mexicanos

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:03 pm

I can't wait for Machete.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:17 pm

This is now a machete thread. :hijack:

I'm fucking psyched! Personally I thought Deathproof was the weaker of the grindhouse double-feature, so this shit better be da bomb.

Kickstand27 · Post by **Kickstand27** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:12 pm

overall deathproof was kinda :meh: from the car crash on though, nice!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:52 pm

deathproof would have been good if kurt kicked the shit out of the bitches' asses, at the end

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:34 pm

Agreed. Though seeing him whine and cry after being shot was quite funny.

On a different note, kick ass does indeed Kick fucking ass. Now I have to add that I couldnt give a shit about Mr. Kick-Ass and his lame love-affair with Ted Mosbys daughter (though she is hot), but Nicholas Cage is actually really fucking good in this one, and the little girl is damn good at brutal murder with a twinkle and a smile. I left the cinema happy and envigorated. +1

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:35 am

Yeah, every now and then Cage is in a movie where I don't hate him fanatically. This and Lord of War come to mind, though 30-seconds-to-mars-singer-guy helped the latter alot.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:45 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:deathproof would have been good if kurt kicked the shit out of the bitches' asses, at the end

Deathproof wouldn't have been shit if kurt kicked the shit out of the bitches.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:15 am

hollywood romance shoehorn inc

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:36 pm

All this thread needs is an angry post from Popscythe about how he doesn't like it on account of the fact it's making money.

TwinkieGorilla · Post by **TwinkieGorilla** » Mon May 10, 2010 4:35 am

just saw it, loved it...annnnnd....they played The Dickies "Banana Splits" during an awesome scene...a song which appears on party mixes by yours truly, often.

fuck yes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flMS2gHFOH0

Post by **King of Creation** » Mon May 10, 2010 6:58 am

The only part about Kickass that I would have changed would be that I'd keep Nicolas Cage alive. This is one of the very few movies that I wasn't hoping for his death the entire time. His character was very awesome. Although McLovin as a villain in the sequel might be kind of meh

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Mon May 10, 2010 8:50 am

I think its a movie that'd have a terrible sequel. Alot of its charm was from the whole father/daughter thing and how funny it was to see a little girl running around stabbing people.

A sequel would remove that, a; because Big Daddy dies (spoiler), and b; she probably wouldn't be that young and innocent anymore. Finally I can predict the entire plot being "kick-ass is forced out of retirement against his gf's wishes or to save his gf and asks hit girl to help who's foster father is over protective and doesn't want her in danger"

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Mon May 10, 2010 9:27 am

You got a calling in writing bad sequals Stainless. Now quite before they employ you.