Nightmare on Elm Street

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:22 am

I spoke with Robert Englund about it and he got offered the role but turned it down. He didn't actually say that but that's what I got out of the conversation. He was interested to see how the movie would come out and had high hopes for it.

Post by **Manoil** » Tue May 04, 2010 12:29 am

Price of the conversation:
An offering of select hairs from thine unibrau

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Tue May 04, 2010 7:07 pm

More like the rape of a 21 year old who calls himself mancum in a forum.

Was 20 euro for an autograph, conversation while getting said autograph was free.

Kickstand27 · Post by **Kickstand27** » Tue May 04, 2010 7:10 pm

maybe free to you, i bet it cost englund a bit of his soul

Post by **Manoil** » Tue May 04, 2010 7:18 pm

lulz
and a visit from a biohazard team to disinfect his hand

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:33 pm

If Snake touches you - even something as simple as a handshake - you catch Merging Brow Syndrome. There's no known cure, and you have to spend the rest of your days plucking and waxing.

Post by **Manoil** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:15 am

The Infection! It's spreading!

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:55 am

Snake is the new AIDS.

"Beware of the Snake epidemic!"

"Wear a rubber, you might catch the Snake!"

"The doctor said I've contracted MR Snake. Must have been that junkie's needle I used."

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Wed May 05, 2010 6:33 am

Every scary moment was accompanied by a sudden, loud sound.

Not scary in the slightest, just startling.

Jumped, moment passed, disappointment set in deeper.

Don't waste your money - only good thing was Freddy's makeup, which was probably just shit CGI.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed May 05, 2010 8:50 am

If Walter touches you - even something as simple as a handshake - you catch Merging fatness Syndrome. There's no known cure, and you have to spend the rest of your days with layers of fat all around you so badly that you cannot even find your dick if needed.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed May 05, 2010 11:16 am

Is that comeback so lame because you were crying in your slum apartment when you wrote it?

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed May 05, 2010 11:29 am

Hardly a slum apartment. Walter is trying to get to me from his mothers basement. It's lame that you still live with your mother at the age of 28, with no girlfriend, career or education to speak off.

All Walter has in life is Dac where he tries to compete with his horrible lame comebacks and spoofs.
You are a true tribute to mankind Walter.

inomel · Post by **inomel** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:10 pm

Manoil wrote:[url=hxxp://doubau3x.somegoobsexpresstwistedlovebyconstantlyfightingtostaveofflustythoughtsinunfortunateways.net]The Infection! It's spreading![/url]

yes

it

is

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:44 pm

MR Snake wrote:Hardly a slum apartment. Walter is trying to get to me from his mothers basement. It's lame that you still live with your mother at the age of 28, with no girlfriend, career or education to speak off.

Except I don't live in my mom's basement and have a college degree. Pretending I'm you so you can feel better about your life is fun, isn't it?

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:31 pm

a degree in what?

Post by **Manoil** » Wed May 05, 2010 8:24 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:slum apartment

In his defense, it's not a terrible facility. In your defense, his comeback was a clumsily rewritten copy and paste of yours.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:56 pm

Walter has a degree in sucking cocks, it's how he makes his living. And your'e going to get this thread cut off and dumped into fightclub. stop it already, lets behave for once.

If you do, free blowjobs on me, Walter is cheap as hell luckily so I can buy each of you 3-4 of them.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Wed May 05, 2010 10:13 pm

Can you guys contain your dick measuring contest to one thread instead of polluting the angelic purity that is DACKz.

Post by **Manoil** » Thu May 06, 2010 12:02 am

Cimmerian Nights wrote:polluting the angelic purity that is DACKz.

qfe

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Mon May 10, 2010 1:44 am

A degree in what walter?