Duck and Cover

I spoke with Robert Englund about it and he got offered the role but turned it down. He didn't actually say that but that's what I got out of the conversation. He was interested to see how the movie would come out and had high hopes for it.

Price of the conversation:
An offering of select hairs from thine unibrau

More like the rape of a 21 year old who calls himself mancum in a forum.

Was 20 euro for an autograph, conversation while getting said autograph was free.

maybe free to you, i bet it cost englund a bit of his soul

lulz
and a visit from a biohazard team to disinfect his hand

If Snake touches you - even something as simple as a handshake - you catch Merging Brow Syndrome. There's no known cure, and you have to spend the rest of your days plucking and waxing.

Snake is the new AIDS.

"Beware of the Snake epidemic!"

"Wear a rubber, you might catch the Snake!"

"The doctor said I've contracted MR Snake. Must have been that junkie's needle I used."

Every scary moment was accompanied by a sudden, loud sound.

Not scary in the slightest, just startling.

Jumped, moment passed, disappointment set in deeper.

Don't waste your money - only good thing was Freddy's makeup, which was probably just shit CGI.

If Walter touches you - even something as simple as a handshake - you catch Merging fatness Syndrome. There's no known cure, and you have to spend the rest of your days with layers of fat all around you so badly that you cannot even find your dick if needed.

Is that comeback so lame because you were crying in your slum apartment when you wrote it?

Hardly a slum apartment. Walter is trying to get to me from his mothers basement. It's lame that you still live with your mother at the age of 28, with no girlfriend, career or education to speak off.

All Walter has in life is Dac where he tries to compete with his horrible lame comebacks and spoofs.
You are a true tribute to mankind Walter.

Manoil wrote:[url=hxxp://doubau3x.somegoobsexpresstwistedlovebyconstantlyfightingtostaveofflustythoughtsinunfortunateways.net]The Infection! It's spreading![/url]

yes it is

MR Snake wrote:Hardly a slum apartment. Walter is trying to get to me from his mothers basement. It's lame that you still live with your mother at the age of 28, with no girlfriend, career or education to speak off.

Except I don't live in my mom's basement and have a college degree. Pretending I'm you so you can feel better about your life is fun, isn't it?

a degree in what?

Retlaw83 wrote:slum apartment

In his defense, it's not a terrible facility. In your defense, his comeback was a clumsily rewritten copy and paste of yours.

Walter has a degree in sucking cocks, it's how he makes his living. And your'e going to get this thread cut off and dumped into fightclub. stop it already, lets behave for once.

If you do, free blowjobs on me, Walter is cheap as hell luckily so I can buy each of you 3-4 of them.

Can you guys contain your dick measuring contest to one thread instead of polluting the angelic purity that is DACKz.

Cimmerian Nights wrote:polluting the angelic purity that is DACKz.

qfe

A degree in what walter?