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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:42 am
by Megatron
i dont like bottles usually as you have to have a bottle opener, cant carry them around as easily and it seems to go warm p quick but hey thats just me cornflower watcha think i am the king of kong?

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:02 am
by Retlaw83
Twist-off bottles, son.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:03 pm
by Burning Oasis
And all was well.

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:38 pm
by Megatron
they dont have twist offs in england baby get with the programme do you think we pay a lousy buck for a bottle of pop you flip the lid off with your pinky whilst holdin a hotdog you got for a dime on the sidewalk outside the mall? no way jose, you need a corkscrew just to open the petrol tank on a car here okay its all child proof

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:57 pm
by Retlaw83
We gave up on child proofing, because none of it stands up to the ingenuity of American children. :cool:

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:31 pm
by Blargh
Child-proofing ? Why would anyone want to keep them around ? Mind boggled. :drunk:

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:52 am
by Frater Perdurabo
Real men don't need bottle openers. I've fine-tuned my method so I can now open a bottle of beer with a 1 pound coin.

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:48 am
by Manoil
I've fucked up the flesh on my wrist enough times to give up trying to open bottles without conventional tools. If I don't have a church key at the moment I have the bottle, I'm probably going to go drink Fresca
:Megatron:

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:28 am
by Megatron
sometimes i can open bottles with a lighter or a bit of dry stone wall (lol) but whats the point ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

winter is the best time for drinking besides summer as summer drinking is all AAAWWWWYEAAAAAA while winters all MMMMMM~UGGHHHHHHH.

Re: Dear DAC

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:22 am
by Kashluk
Retlaw83 wrote:Dear DAC,

I have had a six pack of Yuengling Black and Tan, and am still not drunk. For those not familiar with this wonderful concoction, it is a beer so dark that light cannot escape it.

But the fact remains I am not even heavily buzzed yet. Please advise.

Sincerely,

Retlaw
Aww, come on! Just a six pack? I know 14 year old girls who can drink a six pack without being "heavily buzzed".

Try drinking two more of said six packs. When I go have fun on a beach or some shit I usually grab a 24 can pack with me. Usually runs out too soon in case I offer a few to my friends, but meh, saves me from drinking too much.

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:50 am
by Retlaw83
Because you can always trust guys bragging about how much they drink as being accurate.

Also, once I cross the threshhold of being drunk, I don't stop drinking. I can drink a lot, but 6 cans of black and tan in an hour should get a normal human being to the point of drunkenness.

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:59 pm
by Megatron
i tend to get drunk quite quickly then reckless, you could say i play hard and fast with the rules but generally i just act like a dickhead and dont remember any of it.

some of my pals start drinking in the morning and i cant do that as im sleepy by 6 but whichev. im sure if all of the dac gang were to get together ofr drinks besides the freaks itd be pretty terrific jk people would just be all ah so your megatron and id be all whut dont call me that in public and id be home by 9 eatin crackers with pate and watching tv.

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:17 pm
by Manoil
Exactly.

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:47 pm
by Yonmanc
Megatron wrote:i tend to get drunk quite quickly then reckless, you could say i play hard and fast with the rules but generally i just act like a dickhead and dont remember any of it.
I'm the same except I do remember all of it and I end up losing a friend or two.

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:16 pm
by Megatron
ive pissed off my friends by slapping there girlfriends butts or whatever but how can you hate me im beautiful

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:17 am
by Kashluk
Retlaw83 wrote:Because you can always trust guys bragging about how much they drink as being accurate.
And because of the fact that on average Americans threshold for alcohol is lower than, say, Finns or Danes. Just because we drink more and start drinking younger. :dance:

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:36 am
by Frater Perdurabo
Kashluk wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:Because you can always trust guys bragging about how much they drink as being accurate.
And because of the fact that on average Americans threshold for alcohol is lower than, say, Finns or Danes. Just because we drink more and start drinking younger. :dance:

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:06 am
by Retlaw83
I minored in drinking at college.

Go drink six beers in an hour. If you're not drunk, there's an issue.

Also, I've drank an entire case over the course of a day before; it's no real feat.

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:18 am
by Stalagmite
Christ that's all we do here in Australia. Drink and talk shit. I like it a lot better here than in America, much more chill.
Anyway trying to decide what I want tomorrow. Prolly stick with Tooheys. =)

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:59 am
by Junktown Commando
Try suicide, I think it might help your situation overall.
You’re welcome.