Duck and Cover

really... $50?.. I jerk off everyday 5 to 9 times ( and no, I'm not 14 years old ). I can bang a nurse in a sperm bank? what do I have to do? there are sex robots in the form of hot girls to deposit the sperm inside of them during sex?

You jerk off into a cup. Apparently they have porn to help the situation along. Before you can donate, you need to submit to a full medical screening to make sure you aren't diseased somehow, so it rules most of DaC out.

it will be beneficial to him