whats goin on in Egypt man?

[Yonmanc]

He can't help it, he's Australian, idiot lives upside down.

[Stalagmite]

Christ I get 2 lame fail responses where are the older members from way back in my lurking days?

[Retlaw83]

You never lurked. You've been here for like 10 minutes you sheep fucker.

[Stalagmite]

New Zealand is that-a-way.

[Alister McFap II Esq.]

Just make fun of Retlaw's obesity and his bottom-feeder chocolate-smearing and you're fine, mate.

Retlaw, be a bit more friendly so Stalagmite doesn't have to make fun of your pointy rocket man-boobs. I know we're all very good at hating, but in the end we should hate others together, not each other.

[Retlaw83]

Here's the thing - no one in civilized countries really knows the difference between New Zealand and Australia because you're at the bottom of the world and therefore worthless. No one gives a fuck about your floods other than Hollywood, who need cheap locations containing white people to shoot movies in.

[SenisterDenister]

Truth be told I don't know a single person who has even talked about how bad Australia's had it, and that's from every discussion I've heard on a college campus. Any way around it the stuff going on in North Africa and Asia Minor is a lot more interesting and, for a lack of a better word, important.

[Alister McFap II Esq.]

Here's the thing - no one in civilized countries really knows the difference between New Zealand and Australia because you're at the bottom of the world and therefore worthless. No one gives a fuck about your floods other than Hollywood, who need cheap locations containing white people to shoot movies in.

Don't generalize your poor education on the rest of the civilized world. I for my part don't know a single person who would be stupid enough to confuse NZ and AUS. And I'm referring to IRL people outside Australia.

[Blargh]

Hahaha ! Civilised countries. O, the horror . . .

important.

Ahaha yes exactly the Hierarchy of Suffering. The Woe Pyramid. Ahahaha.

How, exactly, can one objectively determine which indisputably irrelevant ape is more, FOR A LACK OF A BETTER WORD, important, by their pain alone. Or by any other criterion, in fact.

One cannot.

There is no objectivity.

No one will mourn you, dust is not (and is unlikely to ever be known for being) sentimental.

also lewl college campus ; a place known for an unerring and inexorable scrutiny of natural disasters e'erywhen

[Retlaw83]

Don't generalize your poor education on the rest of the civilized world. I for my part don't know a single person who would be stupid enough to confuse NZ and AUS. And I'm referring to IRL people outside Australia.

I can point out Australia and New Zealand on a map. It's just both countries are of such little importance to everyone else that the difference doesn't fucking matter.

[SenisterDenister]

Blargh, you're losing your touch.

[Blargh]

A disappointing retort. Ehue.

[SenisterDenister]

What else would be expected from an American when compared to your clearly superior Australian genes?

Be careful with the flooding, though, your thesaurus is bound to fall off of your desk and break something, so stay prepared.

[rad resistance]

I thought the talk of the town was Egypt not the penal colony.

[Alister McFap II Esq.]

Don't be such pussies and see it on the bright side:

Britain sent their criminals on a vacation in paradise. B-)

[Blargh]

Australian

. . .

thesaurus

Ahahaha. Congratulations, with this witheringly fresh quip you have earned a place within a truly august association.

[Alister McFap II Esq.]

[Kashluk]

The "pharoah" typo in the beginning ruined it for me.

Also:


Percentage of population living on less than $1.25 per day (2009)


Gini Coefficient, ie. income inequality, bigger is worse (2009)

[Alister McFap II Esq.]

[Retlaw83]

The GINI coefficient is pretty much worthless. As an example, the poor of America have a better quality of life than the poor of Egypt; all that chart shows is more of Egypt earns a similar income. It doesn't mention the quality of income.