F.U.B.A.R.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:08 am

Welcome to DaC, Tommy. Luckily, you caught us on a good day.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:44 am

Yonmanc wrote:For your viewing pleasure?

Yes. Dreddy's butt is too loose and gaping, I need some quality entertainment while I fuck it.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:15 am

0/10 but you get a star sticker on your fat cheek for trying.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:26 pm

I like how most of your insults revolve around fat. It's the equivalent of pointing out I have brown hair in each post.

In order to insult someone, you have to use information that they find insulting. I'd tell you to try again, but it's clear you have no imagination.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:43 pm

Sometimes I also make fun of your poor appearance and low intelligence.

Also, stop repeating Blargh, it makes you look even more pathetic.

Post by **Manoil** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:34 pm

Alister McFap II Esq. · Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:35 pm

Retlaw's still fat and dumb. B-)

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:13 pm

If Blargh previously pointed out what a lackwit you are, I missed it. It's not a case of me repeating him so much as two intelligent individuals reaching the same conclusion that you're a waste of oxygen.

Go stick some of your tacks into your ballsack and report back.

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:01 am

Hey Retlaw

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:45 am

Manoil wrote:

MICHAEL JORDAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:26 am

I leave for a while, and everyone is still being massive swell guy.
Why did I leave?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:02 am

ekkaman wrote:Hey Retlaw

Hey, glad to see you're all right. I was worried about you after your last attempts at coherent thought caused you to have a stroke from the strain.

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:15 am

Been busy fatman doing this thing called work, you will get it one day.
Better that asking your parents to continue to feed and house you.
How much do they spend on food for you in a week?

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:37 am

Captain Obvious wrote:leave

Would that it could be, if my eyes do not deceive me, our resident wet blanket.
I do posit, however, that the riddle in need of a solution is, rather, why did DaC warrant the return of its floundering mortician?

Such luck.

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:38 am

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:50 am

Sic Transit Gloria Incogitatus wrote:(plethora thoughts and musings of truly divine inspiration)

Ahahaha, PRECISELY.

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:53 am

Sorry man, I don't speak Latin.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:29 am

Ribald of Gevia wrote:Sorry

Worry not, my pusillanimously obtuse friend. Lovely offspring you have there, I gather she takes after her father?
How fortunate.

Uheu.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:34 am

ekkaman wrote:Been busy fatman doing this thing called work, you will get it one day.

And I'm sure you'll get comma usage and non-confusing sentence structure down one day. Way you wrote that makes it look like you're using fatman as a verb.

Only thing you got right was fat, but it's not insulting because it's reality. It's like how you can't get upset over being called an idiot.

Burning Oasis · Post by **Burning Oasis** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:35 am

I was only joking, but good to see everyone has linguistically raised the bar at being an asshole.
:Blarghforeveryone:

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