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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2003 8:34 pm
by Megatron
jackie chan. "I have come rescue you!" he said, and the screen faded black and Dirk woke up with bandaged ribs. A nurse looked down on his sweaty naked muscle-bound body and said...

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2003 8:39 pm
by axelgreese
"Waffles". And Dirk suddenly relised

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2003 9:02 pm
by Dan
That he had two midgets attached to his...

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2003 9:21 pm
by axelgreese
...TV. He started yelling at the nurse and called her "piggy". Suddenly Jackie Chan kung-fu ninja wall walking filped in through the window and said...

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 12:40 pm
by Dan
"lololol i hav ninja powersz0"
then the ninja midgets attacked his ears and cut off is...

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 2:58 pm
by Ruben Rooben Reuben
...ears. God, weren't you listening to the story? What did you think they cut off, his credit? You never listen to me! All you do play cards with your buddies and waste your time with that damn Civil Wat reenactment society. I'm going back to live with my mother! As far as I'm concerned, you can...

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 3:58 pm
by Dan
eat a...

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 7:34 pm
by axelgreese
eat. Then Dirk exploded.

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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 5:08 am
by Ninja Penguin
Super Panda walked away from the thread, thoroughly dissatisfied.

"ONE MENTION. One. That fucking sucked. And then they went and ended the thread. I should kill that pttm guy. Yeah...kill..."

So Super Panda went to the pawn shop and asked for...

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 5:10 am
by axelgreese
I should kill that pttm guy. Yeah...kill..."
The panda is the most mysterious of all of god creatures.


thread = lame++ [/thread]

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 5:14 am
by Ninja Penguin
Know what, bitch?

...

Yeah! That's right bitch! You totally got 0WN3D

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 5:16 am
by axelgreese
no u r





]PWNED