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I have to say that your version is pretty good. However, I was simply insinuating that Lasse had suffered the ultimate rejection: having his hand fall asleep whilst he masturbated...Viktor wrote:I thought you'd just got the tubes of KY and Ibulieve switched 'round again....
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Cruel, but funny! 'Bout the most embarrassing body part I've ever had go to sleep on my were my legs when I'd been sat on the toilet for one chapter too many. I stood up to take care of the paperwork, my legs folded under me and I slammed my face into the back of the toilet door! Mrs. Viktor was not impressed when she found me leopard crawling into our bedroom with my boxers and trousers around my ankles so I could get some cotton wool to plug up the nose bleed I'd got from hitting the toilet door....OnTheBounce wrote: I have to say that your version is pretty good. However, I was simply insinuating that Lasse had suffered the ultimate rejection: having his hand fall asleep whilst he masturbated...
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Can't say I can top that one!Viktor wrote:Cruel, but funny! 'Bout the most embarrassing body part I've ever had go to sleep on my were my legs when I'd been sat on the toilet for one chapter too many. I stood up to take care of the paperwork, my legs folded under me and I slammed my face into the back of the toilet door! Mrs. Viktor was not impressed when she found me leopard crawling into our bedroom with my boxers and trousers around my ankles so I could get some cotton wool to plug up the nose bleed I'd got from hitting the toilet door....
I've had my legs go to sleep on me before and fallen down when I tried to get up to fast -- not realizing that my legs were asleep -- but other than wounded pride...well, I never sprung and iron oxide leak because of it.
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Waking up at night with a part of your body totally numb is really scary. for almost 10 days straight I did the same thing with my left arm so it was totally numb every morning... damn scary the first few times.. like hmm, wheres my arm?! I try to move it into wiew and it just flops down on the bedsheed . Then I rearranged my room so my bed was in another part of the room and it stopped doing it... the arm, that is. Hm. Sometimes I find myself sitting with my legs crossed and my torso leaned over and both my legs sleeping.. but the worst fucking thing was that I had to take a pee once.... try walking down the hall to the toilet when your legs are completly numb. Damn, being handicapped must be like a nightmare that you just cant wake up from...
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Whenever I was using the computer in my room I used to lean back on the chain and stick my feat up. One day I had been doing it for about.....7 hours, nonstop. Had to get up and get something to eat.
Feet were completly numb. Somehow managed to get to the stairs. Tried to walk down them, and my legs crumpled. Fell down 20-odd stops and smacked my head on the tiles at the bottom.
Ended up with a concussion. needless to say, I don't put my feet up while on the comp anymore.
Feet were completly numb. Somehow managed to get to the stairs. Tried to walk down them, and my legs crumpled. Fell down 20-odd stops and smacked my head on the tiles at the bottom.
Ended up with a concussion. needless to say, I don't put my feet up while on the comp anymore.