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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 5:46 am
by Wolfman Walt
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My vote goes to Joe Liberman;the gamers boogey man. I'm sure he's made afew people scared/wish to hunt him down with a combat knife.
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 9:32 pm
by Silver
lol apply' he's death will proove his point then, wouldn't it?
Maniac!
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 3:15 am
by InvisibleMonkey
I think Joseph Liberman may very well be the worst monster EVER. If I could vote for him as the scaries I would.
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 11:21 pm
by Alphawulf
I'd vote for invisible monkeys. They're basically the the smartest animals alive...then you have a breed of monkey that you can't see? Now that's scary.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:15 am
by Silver
Alphawulf wrote:I'd vote for invisible monkeys. They're basically the the smartest animals alive...then you have a breed of monkey that you can't see? Now that's scary.
*Switch, thermal is on."
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 1:49 pm
by Destroyer Of Lols
It would be good candidate for the "Monster Ball" contest...
Just imagine:
The Stalker decided to lay low for awhile as he was scouting the area, so he hid in the under-brush of a mutated bush... As he did so, he felt a slight humping in his rear area...
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:03 pm
by Strap
Reminds me of that story "the library policeman," iirc it was by king... but it may have sliped my mind.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:06 am
by InvisibleMonkey
Invisible monkeys through invisible radioactive poop. It would be cool and a little pathetic to die from poop.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:41 am
by Wolfman Walt
InvisibleMonkey wrote:Invisible monkeys through invisible radioactive poop. It would be cool and a little pathetic to die from poop.
Meet the life of a dung beetle...well ok they die IN poop, not from it.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:27 pm
by S4ur0n27
I once read a story in the newspaper about a man who died under a pile of elephant poop. He couldn't breath.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:35 pm
by InvisibleMonkey
I heard about that. I laughed and laughed and laughed
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 1:06 am
by Silver
I just talked about something like that tonight. A boy nearby here died a couple of years ago when he fell head-first into a cow-dung-drainage ditch.
It wasn't that deep, he just got stuck with half his torso.
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:00 pm
by InvisibleMonkey
That is just...funny as hell. Dying in poop, what will they think of next ?
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:20 am
by atoga
HAH HAH HAH
atoga does not approve, maybe shut up instead and say something 4too-ish.
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:09 pm
by S4ur0n27
I once heard about a soldier. He was sleeping, then the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone he took his gun and shot himself in the dead. I think that's even worse than dying in poop.
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:07 pm
by Silver
lewl. Maybe it's the british and their new 'sonic' weapon, or whatever you wanna call it.
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:16 pm
by S4ur0n27
Yea, and it's called the Phone.
But they pronounce it the Phaone.
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:36 am
by InvisibleMonkey
No they call it the Tellie, no wait that's television. You can't figure out anything from British movies. Whoever mistakes a gun for phone deservd to blow his brains out.
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 4:46 am
by Nuclear Gandhi
And you bastards deserve to get their brains blown out, start talking about S:OL damn it!
Yeah, I just figured it's coming out in March, in two different stylezzz: Hi-res and Low-res. Though, it wont be NEARLY as good in low-res as if it were in hi-res.
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:02 pm
by S4ur0n27
Don't call me bastard, or I'll shoot you down with my Phone.
