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if you suck at google it's no body's fault but your own

GOOGLE SUXKARS
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Wake up and smell the coffee, people. Google is the best search engine there is. It's the most effective and the most restrictive. If you can't search for something & find it without difficulty, then you suck at the internet. I'd say Yahoo! would be second best, but it's far from Google.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Killa-Killa wrote:READ: most searches sell search positions, obscuring your search.
And Google doesn't?
Try looking for a good, reliable webhost for instance... wait, I'll do it for you anyway:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... q=web+host
OMG! Could it be...? A shitload of sponsored links!
Learn more

Google is the best search engine though, I agree
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

JJ I was joking around, but even if you type duck and cover fallout you will end up with a lionheart interview?

I agree google is the best search engine, still it pisses me off sometimes. What's worst then getting links to other search engines when you search for something?

And there is too much pron on search engines, tho that's not really the engine's fault.
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STFU and read this: http://www.google-watch.org/
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After reading this stuff I've come to the conclusion that INTERNET SUCKS.
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Kreegle wrote:STFU and read this: http://www.google-watch.org/
http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=kreegle&type=1
kreegle is lying
kreegle is just a twisted part of my imagination

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Post by iohkus »

haha
Googlism for: jim goose

jim goose is 2241
jim goose is dead
jim goose is right
http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=jim+goose&type=1
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Post by Radoteur »

For anyone that doesn't agree that Google is the creator of the universe and is all-knowing, all-powerful and all-good:
Google is smart, but it can't read your mind. Even if it could it wouldn't find much. After all, all the smart people seem to like Google, and we all know that the intellectuals tell the stupid plebs what to think. Not like they'll actually do it themselves.
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Post by Jeff »

oh, and here's a nice little tool for all you googlists out there >:(

http://toolbar.google.com
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