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I was raped by a dog once, mostly my leg though. I probably shouldn't wear such sexy and provocative pants, but that's no excuse for a horny canine to take advantage of me.

But, it's instinct with dogs, they aren't big on logic and reason. With humans, there has to be some sort of conscious thought behind the animal fucking. If a man in mid-coitus looks down at his dick, planted firmly in a french poodle, and isn't bothered by it, something's wrong.
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Usenet is where I get all my porn. Even in the regular porn newsgroups, people still post beastiality type stuff. They've started getting craftier, now, so it's a lot harder to avoid... The subject reads "Red hair, long legs, tight ass - redhead01.jpg" or something, and turns out to be animal sex. That stuff annoys the shit out of me.
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ExtremeDrinker wrote:The subject reads "Red hair, long legs, tight ass - redhead01.jpg" or something, and turns out to be animal sex. That stuff annoys the shit out of me.
Uhm. Good bait though, hehe.
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The Jizz Stain wrote:ANIMAL FUCKERS>GAY FUCKERS

animal fuckers are worse in my opinion if u fuck an animal ur just taking advantage of an equivalent of a retarded person. u bad bad little fuckers u
Thanks for rephrasing what I said you gay hating dumbass.
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ExtremeDrinker wrote:Usenet is where I get all my porn. Even in the regular porn newsgroups, people still post beastiality type stuff. They've started getting craftier, now, so it's a lot harder to avoid... The subject reads "Red hair, long legs, tight ass - redhead01.jpg" or something, and turns out to be animal sex. That stuff annoys the shit out of me.
Regular porn newsgroupS ? you are a member of more than one newsgroup about pornography????? :yikes:

I'm not surprised why you recieve so many errr.... beastiality. I friend of mine (of course i do not waste my time seeing pornography because I'm a good christian and I do not want to burn in hell) said the Hun's yellow page is a good site to see what you are looking for.
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Worst pron is those movies on kazaa with Snoop Dogg. Or gaping asses ones.
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You can get some incredible stuff off of Kazaa. Your imagination often is not the limit in terms of what people will do to themselves while filmimg it.
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I once found a mastubation with eels video, and one where a woman put a fish up her ass, then shat it out onto a plate.
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Did you see the girl making an orange pop out of her ass while inserting an apple in his pussy?
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s4ur0n27 wrote:Did you see the girl making an orange pop out of her ass while inserting an apple in his pussy?
holy shit dont do that. i almost died laughing at that.
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I think my favorite video was called "Catch" or something...It starts with a woman masturbating, then this little orange circle appears in her vagina...And the orange circle gets bigger...And bigger...And bigger.......And finally, a Nerf Football shoots out at the camera, and in the background someone says "I caught it!"

Good times.
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Oh god I love that video. Although anything StileProject puts up is usually worse then that. Ever seen any cock stuffing?
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Oh my god, cock stuffing?
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Aslong as the Swedish women still keep looking the same as always, the rest can do whatever they want, I don't care.
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Sex with animals is pretty sick, but it's one of the funnier sick things we have in society today and a good thing to milk for a bad joke. So, I'll wholeheartedly endorse it.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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s4ur0n27 wrote:Oh my god, cock stuffing?
Can I post a picture? moderators? No, I suppose a link would be far kinder to those who dont want to see it.
http://www.swell guy.org/dict/cockstuffing.jpg
Kinda like guaging your ears, but with your cock.
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Umm... This is bullshit.

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The truth in this forum is non-existent. I am from sweden, and animal sex IS illegal... And that thing about this article being posted in "Expressen" is also bull. I read "Expressen," and it never contains any discussions or debates. Just HONEST news which are based on FACTS, (which you obviously cant say about american newspapers...) and economics... So stop posting all this anti swedish propaganda/bullshiut. And by the way, take bush and shuv him where the sun don't shine! HATE BUSH!!!
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ExtremeDrinker wrote:Usenet is where I get all my porn. Even in the regular porn newsgroups, people still post beastiality type stuff. They've started getting craftier, now, so it's a lot harder to avoid... The subject reads "Red hair, long legs, tight ass - redhead01.jpg" or something, and turns out to be animal sex. That stuff annoys the shit out of me.
Dude, all you need is a news robot, no need to subscribe or bother or clicking on every thread, it'll pull it all down for you. Of course, you do get all that crap, but it's easy to cull through once it's already downloaded. Only problem I've run into - apparently once a folder in windows has something like 28,000 objects in it, it won't let any more be created. Because of that fact, I've missed out on a bunch of porn because the news robot isn't smart enough to change the download path :-!

Oh well. I suppose, despite the missed stuff, 28,000 pictures ain't bad. I'll bet only about 5,000 of those aren't bizzare fetish porn or just plain disgusting though :-/
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araphon1 wrote:Just HONEST news which are based on FACTS, (which you obviously cant say about american newspapers...)
Hey, it's not the American people's fault that American news agencies are full of whiny liberal bitches who try to distort and pervert the truth every chance they get. Except for Fox (maybe), they are all guilty of this. Objective, unbiased reporting my ass.
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Re: Umm... This is bullshit.

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araphon1 wrote:The truth in this forum is non-existent. I am from sweden, and animal sex IS illegal... And that thing about this article being posted in "Expressen" is also bull. I read "Expressen," and it never contains any discussions or debates. Just HONEST news which are based on FACTS, (which you obviously cant say about american newspapers...) and economics... So stop posting all this anti swedish propaganda/bullshiut. And by the way, take bush and shuv him where the sun don't shine! HATE BUSH!!!
Since you are posting on this forum as well you too are LYING.
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