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taltiren · Post by **taltiren** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 7:20 pm

www.whatreallyhappened.com is the place for good information.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:23 pm

Haha, sorry, I'm a little late...I'll get around to reading this after work.

P.S. - Who here actually believes the moon landing was faked?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Feb 15, 2004 6:30 am

Neon Dingo wrote:Haha, sorry, I'm a little late...I'll get around to reading this after work.

P.S. - Who here actually believes the moon landing was faked?

no one because its one of the most retarded conspiracy theories ever.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Feb 15, 2004 7:41 am

I remember when one of those conspiracy nuts confronted Neil Armstrong over it in Vegas and got the shit beat out of him by a 60 some odd year old man. Now thats comedy.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Feb 16, 2004 2:31 am

The rites traditionally called for young women to parade around town naked invoking the spirit of Pagan saint Brighid or Brigit (pronounced BREE) in an effort to bring on lactation in farm animals

i always knew the whole jackson family were into making animals wet.

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 2:40 am

Neon Dingo wrote:P.S. - Who here actually believes the moon landing was faked?

My dumbass fatass liberal history teacher does. I have absolutely NO respect for him, and although I like history, I never got better than a C in his class.

I wonder why? *sarcasm*

Wolfman Walt wrote:I remember when one of those conspiracy nuts confronted Neil Armstrong over it in Vegas and got the shit beat out of him by a 60 some odd year old man. Now thats comedy.

BWAHAHAHA!

He is one tough sonofabitch!

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 3:36 am

I could see it being faked; there seems to be some pretty good evidence of it being faked, plus it's all too easy to accuse the government of lying about things like that. But I'm not going to read into it, because, quite frankly, I don't give a shit.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Feb 16, 2004 5:17 pm

atoga wrote:I could see it being faked; there seems to be some pretty good evidence of it being faked, plus it's all too easy to accuse the government of lying about things like that. But I'm not going to read into it, because, quite frankly, I don't give a shit.

i would honestly like to hear some of this good evidence. all you ever see is the whole "the flag blows in the wind theory" in which it doesnt blow in the wind, it only moves when the guy moves it. goddamn people are stupid.

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 5:37 pm

MurPHy wrote:My dumbass fatass liberal history teacher does. I have absolutely NO respect for him, and although I like history, I never got better than a C in his class.

They shouldn't even allow people that think like that to be teachers. If we faked our moon landing, then Russia must have faked their probes to the moon as well. After all, we did exchange rocks we got for rocks they got, and neither one of our nations announced the rocks were fake - in the middle of the damned Cold War, no less. If those rocks weren't moon rocks, then we'd have been busted a long, long time ago.

Of course, that conspiracy stuff did do wonders for the backstory to Activision's BattleZone storyline:

The Space Race was a lie. In the late 1950's, a meteor shower pummeled the Bering Straits. In the debris, American and Soviet scientists simultaneously discovered an off-world bio-metal that they could fabricate into amazing vehicles and weapons. They quickly gathered up and depleted all of the material that had fallen to Earth, and both sides were left wanting more.

This began the real Space Race... The one too brutal to televise. They launched their space programs in their efforts to find additional bio-metal deposits, and it was the military imperative that made the space race so intense -- not Kennedy's "for the greater good of man." Neil Armstrong's walk on the moon was actually the biggest cover-up in American history. Nobody knew that we'd built a full moon base just a few feet away. In fact, it was General Collins, commander of the American moon base at Eagle's Nest One, who took the original picture of Neil stepping onto the moon. It's amazing that nobody ever asked who took that picture. The NSA thought they'd made a real mistake when they released it.

Tell me that's not neat.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:44 pm

Mandalorian wrote:i would honestly like to hear some of this good evidence. all you ever see is the whole "the flag blows in the wind theory" in which it doesnt blow in the wind, it only moves when the guy moves it. goddamn people are stupid.

Wasn't there a reflection of a guy with a camera (sans spacesuit) shooting the astronaut, or something like that? I dunno. Educate me.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:36 am

atoga wrote:
Mandalorian wrote:i would honestly like to hear some of this good evidence. all you ever see is the whole "the flag blows in the wind theory" in which it doesnt blow in the wind, it only moves when the guy moves it. goddamn people are stupid.
Wasn't there a reflection of a guy with a camera (sans spacesuit) shooting the astronaut, or something like that? I dunno. Educate me.

if you just watch the goddamn moon walking video then all their nutjob conspiracy theories are shot. im not sure i want to enlighten you on the retardation of that theory though.

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:23 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:The mighty Brits.

I read Di's autopsy report was suppressed because the pathologist couldn't decide whether it was Dodi's cock jammed down her throat or a Mercedes driveshaft halfway up her colon that actually killed the bitch.

This is my favourite conspiracy theory:- "Teletubbies Signal the End of the World As We Know It". Who would have though La-La, Po, Dipsy and Tinkie-winkie were the 4 Teletubbies of the Apocalypse?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 2:13 pm

Aren't the shadows fucked up in the moon walking video? Like inversed or something.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:41 pm

Well, in GTA: Vice City you can *CLEARLY* see that they faked it in the porn movie studio.

Maximus · Post by **Maximus** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 3:54 am

People, the government feeds us all lies. The government is keeping us as uninformed as possible to prevent rioting and anarchy.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 7:43 am

Maximus wrote:People, the government feeds us all lies. The government is keeping us as uninformed as possible to prevent rioting and anarchy.

Not really. Just to keep us dumb. If riots truly got out of control, do you seriously think lethal force would <i>not</i> be used, and if/when it was that rioting would continue elsewhere? People are cowards. Even with the knowledge withheld, most people of the world would be too stupid to understand, much less care.

Yossarian · Post by **Yossarian** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:54 pm

JFK committed suicide. No really: If you watch the Zapruder tape (the uncut version, that is) you see the gun he cradles in his lap. The Yankees made up all those conspiracies to cover up the most embarrassing fact of all: That an American president shot himself in the mouth in front of his cheering constituency.

Of course there was no moon-landing. There never was, and never will be. If you must know: THERE IS NO MOON. What we see at night is a large white disk about a hundred miles over our heads, put there by the ancient druids (France?!?) using Grey-technology in order to impress the girls.

Lady Di is still alive. At least her body is, which now houses HITLER'S BRAIN!
It was Adolf's wish to be living in the body of an purely aryan women (or in his words: "...Ich will im KÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¶rper eines ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¤rischen Weibes leben ramenterdeschnippschnÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¼dangen grosse BrÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¼ste haben. Jaa. De Jooden!......" Mein Kampf) which the Allies had to grant him, or else.
Sadly, after searching a purely aryan women for about half a century, the MI5 (France!) found out that only Lady Di qualified. That Dodi croaked in the process was just a nod to the DEA (France!!!).

Grow up, please.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 7:44 pm

Heh, I've actually heard that the moon is an elaborate weather balloon with giant propellers that makes it hover around the earth and it's illuminated by a million light bulbs.

I've even heard a guy that thinks the moon doesn't exist because when he stuck his head out of his car window he didn't smell cheese when he was driving towards the moon.

Yeah, I'm not making any of this stuff up.