Duck and Cover

Yeah of course, use those bits of paper, don't drop tears BAM on your tongue, you'll end up in a corner in fetal position crying and listening to pop.

I've seen too many friends become permanently fucked up through drugs. Having learnt from their mistakes, I am uninterested in straying from occasional alcohol, sex and mind games.

S4ur0n27 wrote:Yeah of course, use those bits of paper, don't drop tears BAM on your tongue, you'll end up in a corner in fetal position crying and listening to pop.

Really? That's what happens to me when I try and read one of Janus' posts.

Retlaw83 wrote:Really? That's what happens to me when I try and read one of Janus' posts.

Well, you're a bit of a fuckwit then, aren't you ? Free will prevails, huzzah.

Blargh wrote: Well, you're a bit of a fuckwit then, aren't you ? Free will prevails, huzzah.

Not really. A lab in Switzerland proved last week that reading what Janus writes eats holes in your brain.

The Swiss tend to know their shit. Have they conducted a study on Fallout Ranger yet?

atoga wrote:The Swiss tend to know their shit. Have they conducted a study on Fallout Ranger yet?

The side-effects of Fallout Ranger are much like the side-effects of weed. While reading his posts and immediately after, you're a bit dumber than normal. However, you're fine once he's flushed out of your system.

@Retlaw - The alleged brain damage has interfered with your ability to make conscious decisions regarding your actions and behaviour ? That must be highly amusing. Yes.

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Speaking of the Swiss, they recently discovered that THC (that's the chemical in Marijuana for the un-cool people here) helps fight leukemia. I'll post a link if anyone cares.

Retlaw wrote:but I like the feeling of being drunk better than being stoned.

I still haven't figured out why people say this... maybe you haven't been smoking the right stuff? Being drunk just makes me feel goofy, clumsy and stupid, but being high is much more relaxing, and I don't feel considerably dumber than when I'm sober. It's much more introspective and enjoyable.... Plus I'm completely unable to control my actions and words when I'm drunk

Franz_Schubert wrote: I still haven't figured out why people say this... maybe you haven't been smoking the right stuff? Being drunk just makes me feel goofy, clumsy and stupid, but being high is much more relaxing, and I don't feel considerably dumber than when I'm sober. It's much more introspective and enjoyable.... Plus I'm completely unable to control my actions and words when I'm drunk

Well, I'm pretty sure I have been smoking the right stuff, as a friend of mine is one of the best known dope dealers in town so I can get free product whenever I hang out with him. Probably not the best position to get himself in, but he makes a ton of cash.

When I'm high I feel clumsy and uncontrollable. I also feel somewhat paranoid, and concentrating on not having this happen to me kills the buzz. Some people have also told me I can be a mean stoner, because I snap out on people I don't particularly care for.

However, when I'm drunk I feel like I'm fully in control even when I'm not, I love everyone and shy away from conflict, and I can even type and spell with virtually no errors.

Well, weed is different for everyone...

well i do smoke, and drink sometimes.
i uses weed in the past, also tried shrooms and herbal xtc, but i only drink and smoke

Weed is also much cheaper compared to alcohol. Depending on how much you can tank.

No, alcohol is much cheaper... just buy crappy vodka, and you can get a ton for like $50.

Speaking of the booze, I need to get my a first-year bottle of Kalashnikov's finest.

S4ur0n27 wrote:Mushroom is good, but LSD is fucking awesome.

lsd can have serious after effects too, and you'll apparently never be able to fly military or passenger planes because of it, if you used it before.

having said that, there were these things called microdots years ago over here, tablet form of lsd. fucking amazingly warping stuff... great laugh and lots of visual distortion/ hallucinations with those things lol

i've gone off lsd, takes too long to recover from and its effects while on it last well over 6 hours... peaking is amazingly trippy
But the lack of sleep while your brain is hyper stimulated is FUCKED UP! makes some great conversation when coming down though lol

thats it, the good and bad of lsd from me

I remember having a microdot in the pub one night. It was going well until I started playing pool, then wham, millions of balls leaving trails behind them.

Tobacco. Alcohol is for winners too, especially when they brew their own. I used to be into the drugs, but they were bad for me. I did a line of speed recently.

I don’t care if you have 'da hook ups' or not, weed is ridiculously expensive.

Are you trying to tell me that you snorted speed? Anyway, I've never smoked tobacco (Except the occasional spliff), nor will I ever...