Rather than digging dead threads. AKA The Picture Thread

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:40 am

Oi the one with the hot arian blonde dude is ME... just as a doodle!

Cunts...

box · Post by **box** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:23 am

I think I've been here long enough, tossing insults like so much salad in I-90 truckstops. Probably what you'd expect at any rate. Big beautiful me.

I had to start up a myspace to see old school chums' photos and shit, so I threw some pictures on there, too. Don't ask me why on either count.

Redneck or something I know. Whatta you lookin' at?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:53 pm

You look like drinking beer with you is fun!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:16 pm

4 thumbs up

Post by **Alexander** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:16 pm

Blargh wrote:You just lost* a bet.

Be glad, dear Alex.

Otherwise, while you sleep, I would be required by clause 33.5b of the Crazed Corpulent Clown Statute of 1712 to eat what passes for your brain while throwing the doubtlessly plentiful gobbets of your pitiful, ruined form about the room like so much confetti.

It could be worse, though. It could have been a photograph of a mime.

You do not want to know. :drunk:

Fine, because of your increasing persistence in posting paragraph after paragraph of meaningless jabber and sundry other mindfarts I will indulge you through answering one of these "posts" of your's.

No, YOU are the one that should be glad, dear B.

Because I NEVER sleep due to paranoid delusions that have been haunting me ever since I started "work", and should you try anything that you mentioned in your post, I would be forced to kill and make love (in that succession) to you, your mother, your father and your dog.

Afterwards, I will thoroughly enjoy putting your remains through the man-sized grinder I keep in my home for reasons unknown even to me. The resulting pulp, together with the contents of your colostomy pouch will make perfect ingredients for the soup I will prepare for my "neighbours".

Blargh wrote:*OR DID YOU !?!?!?!

Indeed.

Edit:

box wrote:I think I've been here long enough, tossing insults like so much salad in I-90 truckstops. Probably what you'd expect at any rate. Big beautiful me.

I had to start up a myspace to see old school chums' photos and shit, so I threw some pictures on there, too. Don't ask me why on either count.

Redneck or something I know. Whatta you lookin' at?

Hey! You look like a thin(ner) version of the guy who stars in that "King of Queens" show...

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:29 pm

box, that's strange, but your teeth are like my mom's. You could both star in Bloodlines.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:19 pm

Subhuman wrote:

I find the fact that you're the most normal looking guy here terribly ironic, scary and unbelievable

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:36 pm

id post my picture but i look like a fucken kid

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:39 pm

Why not just stop fucken the kid for the picture and than you could pic up wher you left off after it's taken?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:53 pm

box wrote:I think I've been here long enough, tossing insults like so much salad in I-90 truckstops. Probably what you'd expect at any rate. Big beautiful me.

I had to start up a myspace to see old school chums' photos and shit, so I threw some pictures on there, too. Don't ask me why on either count.

Redneck or something I know. Whatta you lookin' at?

you look like the guy from my karate class

also, there is no such thing as normality, koki :mysterious posting:

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:19 pm

Megatron wrote:id post my picture but i look like a fucken kid

mspaint yourself a kickass moustache then

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:27 pm

box wrote:I think I've been here long enough, tossing insults like so much salad in I-90 truckstops. Probably what you'd expect at any rate. Big beautiful me.

I had to start up a myspace to see old school chums' photos and shit, so I threw some pictures on there, too. Don't ask me why on either count.

Redneck or something I know. Whatta you lookin' at?

Shave off the mouthpussy.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:40 pm

Koki wrote:
Subhuman wrote:
I find the fact that you're the most normal looking guy here terribly ironic, scary and unbelievable

his hair is dyed and gelled. And he pulls a slight 'cool' grimace. Comment.

Also, where is that "moustache growing contest" thread?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:14 pm

PiP wrote:
Koki wrote:
Subhuman wrote:
I find the fact that you're the most normal looking guy here terribly ironic, scary and unbelievable
his hair is dyed and gelled. And he pulls a slight 'cool' grimace. Comment.

Also, where is that "moustache growing contest" thread?

He looks like a fucking OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone. Anyway, looking 'normal' is totally out!

box looks like a pretty swell fella doh.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:18 pm

box is the adorable husky guy that's always the life of the party and smooth talks his way out of a third degree assault and battery case.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:57 pm

Box probably looked pretty hot when he was younger. Then age (and donuts) happened.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:29 am

The funny thing is that you aren't pretty hot and your young. Just imagine how butt ugly you will be when you grow up, screech.

SCREECH. You are best friends with the hottest guy in the school.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:36 am

Alexander wrote:meaningless

*laughs*

Oh, if only !

This genuine smirk, these amusing thoughts, upon your familiar, almost comforting puerility, upon your head. Thank you, dear Alex.

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:03 am

box looks like he wears too much cologne.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:13 am

Here's what DAC and NMA look like.

Websites as graphs

www.duckandcover.cx

www.nma-fallout.com

What do the colors mean?
blue: for links (the A tag)
red: for tables (TABLE, TR and TD tags)
green: for the DIV tag
violet: for images (the IMG tag)
yellow: for forms (FORM, INPUT, TEXTAREA, SELECT and OPTION tags)
orange: for linebreaks and blockquotes (BR, P, and BLOCKQUOTE tags)
black: the HTML tag, the root node
gray: all other tags