Rather than digging dead threads. AKA The Picture Thread

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:06 am

Shut it, the kid in that picture is pretty cool.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:29 am

Ah, you must be this guy.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:43 am

Nonsense, I'm pretty clean cut now because I started to look down upon my fellow stoners.

Also, I had dreads for about a week (and they were longer and better than those on the guy in that picture) but promptly removed them. The whole thing was a pretty harrowing experience. The white-with-dreadlocks look is the worst.

box · Post by **box** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:50 am

The kid in that picture probably makes a lot more money than I do. Of course he probably can't get laid in a mattress sh-- oh wait, neither can I

18 y/o girls think I'm 35, which somehow amounts to a turn-off here in Buffalo. Oh well.

So Ass-- err, Dreadnought, what is that you're holding there? Some kind of belt-fed beauty? Looks delicious. Guns. Is she single? Come here often, miss?

box · Post by **box** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:19 am

Dreadlocked white girls can be pretty hot, if you're smell-impaired and willing to listen to eight hours of "me me me" bullshit for the eight seconds, as the late, great Rodney used to say. "I enrolled in conservatory in Tuscany for classical sitar," and then "I moved to Seattle to major in aquatic poetry," and then "the Hegelian dialectic and Andy War---HEOW THAT HURTS! GAK! YURRRR! RRRRRRHG!"

Which reminds me. Jesus, did the Jewish aluminum siding salesman turned only-the-greatest-stand-up-comic-in-the-history-of-the-world make it into heaven after all? Goddammit I hope so...

Oh and here's my bedroom, with the flash on-->

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:09 am

I find dreadlocked white girls utterly filthy and without merit. They're invariably vegetarians, and they sleep with bags around their hair. They remind me of feral dogs or something.

And nice setup mate.

Icabod · Post by **Icabod** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:07 am

If I may ask atoga, where did you find that pic of 'Ladin? He actually looks like me might just...

oh nvm its just my imagination. Here's to holy warriors...

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:48 am

Box, u're fucking digusting. Your place looks like barf.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:50 am

yeah it looks pretty manly, better not let the girls see that mess, though

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:43 am

That Super Mario monster toy is le awesome!

box · Post by **box** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:11 am

Thanks. Pound puppy over the goomba, which was a X-mas or a birthday present from my good friend. I just cleaned up, so I decided to chronicle two years of filthy accumulation first. And you're damn right about the whole not letting ladies see it thing, but my Room is kinda like the Place. Abandon all hope... like Bluebeard's closet or something. When I have to use them, I would just scoop the clutter onto my bed, and instead of sifting through it afterwards I'd just toss it back on the table. If I was slightly more disgusting I'd probably just leave everything on the floor.

I had enough compy parts laying around my house to build two 'so-so' rigs (but they run fallout!), one of which is some kind of dual processor server deal or something that my father actually used as a gaming rig. It's on/in the MSI box, over 1gig circa 1999. I don't know anything about it, actually, but it's really cool. The other was my old PIII that I re-formed and gave to my mother. Yeah, my father is actually an avid gamer, but he hates anything you actually have to think about. Loved Vice City, Diablo, FPS, etc. He actually plays Oblivion, I think just because he can come home, do a quest, and then shut it off. Freaks me out though.

Those two rigs you see there are pretty good, AMD 3200 and 3500 respectivey, 6600GT and 7900, and the towers were literally the cheapest ones I could scrounge up. They don't move, they don't go online, and whenever someone's around, brother or whatnot, they're just big, stupid video game consoles. Only funner.

I use a laptop for everything else, surfing, typing up papers, downloads, etc. I always like to have 'clean' rigs (internet virgins). This may sound terribly old-fashioned, but it's kinda like the whole abstinence as birth control thing, or something. Plus, precious CPU capacity isn't wasted on anti-virus, or spyware, or games being FSUCKED due to firewalls, or anything like that. The only thing is, this defense breaks down when certain people bring over their rigs and hook them up in the weed. Theoretically, I guess their shitty computers could infect mine... maybe just paranoid.

Next I'd like to build a rig for the living room, and probably get either one of those big ass flat screens, or a projector. But $$$ is nonexistent right now, so the whole media compy is on hold. Nvidia has pissed me off so much lately I don't think I'm ever buying one again. Thoughts?

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:15 am

Get yourself a sovjet tank and build one rig for it. Just in case. You never know.

box · Post by **box** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:44 am

Yeah, I am disgusting. And Q4 blew. Terrible game, as I suspected. My Dad'll like it though.

My favorite roscoe is actually hanging off my chair, but I've never stopped to take a picture of it. Maybe I should and append it to the GUNS thread.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:12 pm

Why is your dad playing games? Dad's don't play games... they work for their spoiled fat brats so they can buy X box games and candy.

Parents + Computers = OMFG

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:22 pm

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:37 pm

is that your internet friend? is she wearing a gas mask? very FALLOUT!

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:37 pm

Nice titties, how's the face ?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:17 pm

nah, its my friends girlfriend. she has dreadlocks. I think she looks alright, but I don't have any pictures of her face.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:28 pm

GUNS

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:24 pm

Megatron wrote:I think she looks alright

Go for it.