Quotes of the year: Beth Forums addition

[UnDeCaf]

well in fall out 3 we had not that mutch of animeals or humans or difrent things that we would say like WOOOWW its was more like Oew and then hmmmm not any difrent from fall out 1

now we need to think of what animals live there in new vegas and what kind of new mutant we realy want to have in the game


my new one is a i dunno if that lived there?

maybe some mutated plants like a tree that could walk? or something diffrent a bosch maybe they could be the hope of new nature? you never know give them story lines i mean fall out is a sandbox game with a amount of BIG place....
you can put there everywhere a house with a quest something with an animel or where you could discover something new

maybe a bear who can think/talk now just one or a bunch

maybe a clan of them?

a bear with armor eating all day humans ? maybe there will be a perk that you could harmonise with them and they'll help

i dont care the way you talk is nerd blah blah blah ding dong~!!! a new age is coming hello the game needs to be more tuned up!

this game is pretty good only it needs more things some more changes in it and you my best called big fan maybe i was 2 -.- but some dont care about that!
So shut up! and think of something that would FIT in the game:] and not like the old fashioned way 1 rat 1 dog 1 deathclaw or stupid things i sed some idea's and your cracking all of it down
think what you say

I really can't tell if this is one of you guys taking a shit over there for lulz or a genuine act of.... what ever the fuck it may be called. Hilarious.

[TwinkieGorilla]

I really can't tell if this is one of you guys taking a shit over there for lulz or a genuine act of.... what ever the fuck it may be called. Hilarious.

if it's not genuine, it's genius. if it is genuine...it is the polar opposite. either way, i'm glad to have read it. what's the username on that puppy?
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OMFG, Six Shot Magnum uncovers the greatest conspiracy since dinosaurs in his thread "Oh, C'mon"

Really? I just noticed this: Fallout: New Vegas comes out in Fall. Fall Fallout. Am I the only one who's noticed this?

ehehe. looks like Mr. Snake found this thread already:

Who do these people think they are? I remember when Neverwinter Nights came out in the Winter and I was all like... "C'mon" and junk. They think they are so clever releasing stuff at certain times of the year.

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Skor21 reminds us that there must be at least one U.S. president in a Fallout game:

In fallout 3, Abraham Lincon seemed to be the most important person in previous american history to slaves and slavers alike, we even got to use his repeater rifle!! In New vegas who should be the important person in history that should have their very own special weapon and accessories named after them. I think George Washington should be the new important person from previous american history, dont really got a reason why, but since he was the first president of the United States and personally faught againts the british with his men makes him seem like a good candidate!!! Several weapons that could be put into the game that could of had been used by washington would be "washingtons hunting rifle" or "washington's axe" or some sort of truth telling ray idk. As for accessories with a Washington theme, washington's: voice, picture, hair piece, action figure, election pins, etc... Well this is the important person within American history that I think should be in NV. Who do you guy's think would be a better candidate?

who better to hang around casinos in a post-apocalyptic and war-torn las vegas than somebody who "faught againts the british with his men"!?
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Lowtan represents the "easy to appease" corner of the gaming community.

I havent been following the game at all. so will this game be just like fallout 3 gameplay-wise? if so im buying.

yes, Lowtan...i'm sure you'll be able to larp around and decorate your house all you want.
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Human_Guillotine's got what it takes to become a future Bethesda developer:

How about a Mutated pet Dragonfly that you can ride on, It can spit out flames from its left nostril onto the poor idiots that upset me. MWAHAhAHAhAH!!!

[UnDeCaf]

if it's not genuine, it's genius. if it is genuine...it is the polar opposite. either way, i'm glad to have read it. what's the username on that puppy?

'aleksmen'

[Zeba the Lie]

Zeba. Why are you here?

I think you may be stuck on loop

[TwinkieGorilla]

'aleksmen'

oh yes. he's been in this thread before:

things like an own home and an own femily a freindly place to be and to come back and provide things you need on the next journey to go...

and what kinda things do you want for your self text it here i just post some idea's

tell me why not couse in fall out 3 i see all the cars and moters and some parts you can sell so Why isnt it a cool thing to hav a car or mother cycle!

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Let us peer into the pot o' gold which aleksmen keeps!

i gues more cool underground stuf becouse fallout3 has a full underground metro system with just some gouhls and some mutants and some stupid experimenting ppl like wtf;p i never seen a part where somebody get cured?
and a city that is not dead like that you stil have some freinds left like come on i wanne see the character to hav a girlfreind or something you know sort of old feeling that you stil could hav a home in a rotting world and if i think of the old new vegas and world its rude to say and maybe an idea i dont wanne get kicked of saying this but in this rude world there is like some ppl who are burning to hav sex and maybe some ppl will get [censored] or get it with love? its an idea i mean i see like EVERYbody downloading sutch stuf of guys like us even the magazines are saying its goingg to be the ne gamers Hype
( not the [censored] just the sexual contackt in the game) stuf like sex kissing hugs and etc =^-^= i think it will be a ultra breaktrough if ppl hear that there is an content to download it for that or just that you need to verify your ages and it will be unsensored

Vegas sounds to me like a party city so^^ here is my mind gr.aleks onskirt:]

lol sounds like a modernwarfare with a brain explosion of high ppl who created these guns XD and an old fashion way

Hmmmmmm something Eroctic like a Sexy girl who is realy into guns and knows how to handle a man
a girl who know what a man want and what you want and that she is ready to do everything for ya if she knows ya alot beter
what more she needs to be a usefull guide sort of like a cow girl who likes to ride a rodeo you know what im saying let the bels ring ITS THE NEW GAMING AGE

Be ready to get 3D superfised XD in ya mind!

this one you just have to see for yourself:

Some Erotic things in the New vegas

yes woehoe let it be a super cow where i can ride on -.-

ITS THE NEW GAMING AGE!!!

unfortunately, i think this guy is for real. if not, however...bravo.

[Zeba the Lie]

this entire thread makes me fear for the future generations:
http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/t ... ification/

[Blargh]

Your existence would inspire an inexorable dread in my heart of hearts, had I any concern for The Future. Huzzah.

[Burning Oasis]

Your existence would inspire an inexorable dread in my heart of hearts, had I any concern for The Future. Huzzah.

That was beautiful.

[Roberto]

I was skimming the Beth forums at work and found this gem to be particularly confusing as well as retarded; SavageBeatings should probably savagely beat himself in the head..

-SavageBeatings 
The east coast Super Mutants have very small lips which gives them a constant grin. The west coast muties, on the other hand, has huge lips, like Mugglelover said, and need a mouth strap to keep the upper lip up to, I dunno, talk and breathe? It also gives them kind of a grin.[quote]

[Burning Oasis]

I was skimming the Beth forums at work and found this gem to be particularly confusing as well as retarded; SavageBeatings should probably savagely beat himself in the head..

-SavageBeatings 
The east coast Super Mutants have very small lips which gives them a constant grin. The west coast muties, on the other hand, has huge lips, like Mugglelover said, and need a mouth strap to keep the upper lip up to, I dunno, talk and breathe? It also gives them kind of a grin.

[Retlaw83]

Happy shiny supermutants holding hands
Happy shiny supermutants holding hands

[Calgone]

I really can't tell if this is one of you guys taking a shit over there for lulz or a genuine act of.... what ever the fuck it may be called. Hilarious.

Ive been trying to work out if he's for real or not. Worrying, but funny.


Heres a few special ones that have popped up...

Hugga_Bear is making character plans already:

Ninja warrior from the future, capable with all weaponry, truly invincible, sent back in time to save the world from itself in the aftermath of the fallout (not even a super ninja warrior can stop all the bombs).
He was dropped on his head as a child, despite having maintained this delusion all his life he has still, somehow, managed to stay alive. Likes to get the jump on opponents, only does what is truly right and just unless someone offers him nuka cola. He loves nuka cola (and is under the illusion it strengthens him a la popeye and spinach).

WasteLandInformer has some ace new perk ideas:

Pick-A-Perk..perk
The perk only works once what you do is that the first time you level up u get this perk.The perk give you these pills called Perk-o-Mania-Pills.you take these pills and get to chose 2 perks(yes....level does apply and yes you can sell these pills for 1k)
you can eat these pill at any given time better for higher levels. Honestly this is extremely useful for there are gonna be a handful of good old fashion perks like the Explorer perk discover all locations but lets say for example you also wanted the grim reaper perk now you can has both. Pretty nifty huh.

Nifty? No.
I really cant get my head around how fucking mental some people are.

[Burning Oasis]

I really can't tell if this is one of you guys taking a shit over there for lulz or a genuine act of.... what ever the fuck it may be called. Hilarious.

Ive been trying to work out if he's for real or not. Worrying, but funny.


Heres a few special ones that have popped up...

Hugga_Bear is making character plans already:

Ninja warrior from the future, capable with all weaponry, truly invincible, sent back in time to save the world from itself in the aftermath of the fallout (not even a super ninja warrior can stop all the bombs).
He was dropped on his head as a child, despite having maintained this delusion all his life he has still, somehow, managed to stay alive. Likes to get the jump on opponents, only does what is truly right and just unless someone offers him nuka cola. He loves nuka cola (and is under the illusion it strengthens him a la popeye and spinach).

WasteLandInformer has some ace new perk ideas:

Pick-A-Perk..perk
The perk only works once what you do is that the first time you level up u get this perk.The perk give you these pills called Perk-o-Mania-Pills.you take these pills and get to chose 2 perks(yes....level does apply and yes you can sell these pills for 1k)
you can eat these pill at any given time better for higher levels. Honestly this is extremely useful for there are gonna be a handful of good old fashion perks like the Explorer perk discover all locations but lets say for example you also wanted the grim reaper perk now you can has both. Pretty nifty huh.

Nifty? No.
I really cant get my head around how fucking mental some people are.

This is why Hitler wasn't such a bad guy!

[TwinkieGorilla]

Hey, Calgone. long time no see.

The perk only works once what you do is that the first time you level up u get this perk.

this is from the same dude:

Or scavegening for those awesome weapons

scavegening? is that like spelunking?
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All Chinese Remnant Officer wants is 'the ability to become a ghoul':

I wanna be a ghoul because that would be my lil slice of heaven and this would be the most epic game i ever played! So Please Grant My Wish Bethesda!

what? why? what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
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gooch359 represents a category of gamers not content with actually playing the game:

If you dont know what im going on about, i mean after a few play throughs you need some thing to do (other the save/condem the capital wastes). mine for example is to collect things, id pick a random object, the latest being intact garden gnomes, just to see how many i coul find.

so whats yours?

oh, you know...finding and completing quests. i call it "playing the game." then i move on with my life, ffs.
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Jon Jern has issues:

My friend and I have a strange habit, where one of us is playing the game while the other is doing something else. The one playing the game tells the other one what he's doing, and the other one gives him orders on what to do next. It usually goes like this:

Jon Jern: Sir, we've got Super Mutants in the area. What do we do?
Kompressor: What do you think Private? Take them all out! I'm sending Jackson's squad to assist you.
*I use Enclave Commander Mod to send a squad of Enclave soldiers"
Jon Jern *15 minutes later*: Sir, we've wiped out the rest of the mutants. Jackson got shot up pretty bad, And Jenkins is dead.
Jon Jern: Wait...DAMN! OVERLORD! JACKSON, TAKE COVER!
Kompressor: Private, are you there? Private! Are you there?!?!?
Jon Jern: *Disgruntled grunts*


Damn I was drunk I think.

what.

ok, man...let me break it down for you this way: this is not a 'strange habit', ok? this is fucking pathetic.

[Cimmerian Nights]

TES forums is the reason why kids need to be beaten more.

The most disgusting thing of all there is the Dev/fan interaction.

Anything related to any game is fucking off limits due to their NDA, so you get the most inane asskissery I've ever seen.
DEV: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COOKIEZ?? I

And Jesus, the mods there are as Orwellian as they come. Those two supposed females are the worst.



I couldn't slag that bitch Summer any better than she can herself:


I don't want anything to do with those forums man
Don't lay down with beasts lest you yourself ... Nietzchian wankery, you know.

[TwinkieGorilla]

ehehehe.

<3 u cinnabuns.

[Cimmerian Nights]

You just can't fight stupid. It's eternal an ubiquitous there.

I gave up years ago (well that and they banned a ton of my alts for made-up pretenses).

[Burning Oasis]

You just can't fight stupid. It's eternal an ubiquitous there.

I gave up years ago (well that and they banned a ton of my alts for made-up pretenses).

+15 xp

[TwinkieGorilla]

Madocmayhem gave me my first lol of the morning with his a'splodin' critters idea:

Hi here are some creatures that could be put in based on real life projects.

1. A mutated bat with a incindary device or Mini nuke, Boooom

2. Trained Molerats with C4 strapped to them, Hi Mr power armour.

3. Hard to implement a pigeon guided rocket.

4. Ghoul research base in the desert, ala Manhatten project.

5. Crazed survivalists in dugout shelters.

wait. let's just ignore the sheer drooling-retard-lunacy of this post and back up to number 3. so, ok...your third idea for a 'creature(s) that could be put in based on real life projects' is 'Hard to implement a pigeon guided rocket.'?

"oh, shit! look, Obsidian added a new creature to the Fallout universe!"

"really? what is it?"

"hard to implement a pigeon guided rocket."

"what."
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a priceless exchange between members awesomeman and RedViv:

I have heard that Obsdian has more comical referance in their games as opposed to Bethesda's Fallout 3.So does this mean I will see more "[censored] you!" doors and electrocuting toilets?

edit:and the occasional teddy bears in a sex position.or drinking booze.Hilarious

No you won't. Instead you will see humour.

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Cpl. Facehuggermight be too lonely:

You know what I'd like in New Vegas? Actual sex.

No, I don't mean tasteless pornography. And I don't even mean sex scenes ala DAO or Mass Effect. I just mean something that indicates the character actually had sex. A simple fade to black and possibly a simple "That was <good>, come back <soon>" line afterwords. Nothing elaborate, just something that my imagination can use to establish that, yes, the character did in fact have sex with the prostitute he hired.

Rather than what we got in FO3, where you paid five hundred caps for a woman to go to sleep on one side of a bed. :\

no, actual sex is when you aren't playing a videogame and your penis makes it's way into a vagina or anus. you should give it a shot, feels good man.

[cazsim83]

aleksman wants nc-17 The Sims - I'm lovin' it.