Duck and Cover

Yonmanc wrote:Exactly, I'm a chicken beause I don't want to put my penis in snake's ass.

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Don't be retarded... more so than you already are I mean.
It was a friendly invite which has nothing to do with your gay fantasies.
Obviously you are not a man in any way shape or form since you dont't have the balls to face me.

Good thing you have the internet, that way you can hide

MR Snake wrote:

Yonmanc wrote:Exactly, I'm a chicken beause I don't want to put my penis in snake's ass.

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Don't be retarded... more so than you already are I mean.
It was a friendly invite which has nothing to do with your gay fantasies.
Obviously you are not a man in any way shape or form since you dont't have the balls to face me.

Good thing you have the internet, that way you can hide

It's not that I don't have the balls to face you, it's that you're asking me to travel to the other side of the country to meet you. You any idea how hard/expensive it is to get to London from Manchester without a car?

Get an Oyster card.

Oyster cards can only be used in London, what part of "other side of the country" are you struggling with. Let me be perfectly clear, Manchester is absolutely other side of the country, as in, nowhere the fuck near London.
An Oyster Card is for London's LOCAL transport.

So get a train card you douche.

And I ask again, you any idea how expensive it is to travel from Manchester to London?

Also, you seem pretty determined to meet me...

get a job?

Lets not spoil this thread, my offer has expired.

Expired!?!? Oh noes!!

Lmao, fagg0t.

manchester - london is about ten quid by train you cunt

o ya playing deus ex and i am in mj12 sub base

GM and his uber-thugnificense

Gimp Mask wrote:manchester - london is about ten quid by train you cunt

o ya playing deus ex and i am in mj12 sub base

Actuaally, it's around 200...

EDIT: In fact, if it's the same now as it was three years ago (although train fares have increased lately) then it's even more expensive.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6442947.stm

To get to Manchester from London early, the only throughout return fare is the open return at £219. The train's first stop is Stoke-on-Trent so you can't split it into short sections.

Instead, buy an open return to Stoke-on-Trent (£182) then a saver return Stoke to Manchester (£12.30). Total £194.30, saving £24.70.

This works because the cheap saver return from Stoke is valid on any train, any day - and for the homeward journey this is no problem as all bar one train a day calls at Stoke-on-Trent.

And that was three years ago. As I said, prices are even higher now.

No worries though, Snake's a rich man, if he wants to visit me I'm sure money is of no problem for him

Man-Lon 01/06 21:15 £11 enjoy the big apple

Gimp Mask wrote:Man-Lon 01/06 21:15 £11 enjoy the big apple

And from that site I got:


Ticket Type Standard First Class
18:00 to 20:07 (2h 7m) 0 changes
Ticket Type Standard First Class
Advance £108.50


ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid when travelling exclusively on Virgin Trains.
1 Adult(s) @ £108.50 : £108.50
Total: £108.50


£183.00


FIRST ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid when travelling exclusively on Virgin Trains.
1 Adult(s) @ £183.00 : £183.00
Total: £183.00


Anytime £131.00


ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £131.00 : £131.00
Total: £131.00


£199.50


FIRST ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £199.50 : £199.50
Total: £199.50


18:20 to 20:28 (2h 8m) 0 changes
Ticket Type Standard First Class
Advance £84.50


ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid when travelling exclusively on Virgin Trains.
1 Adult(s) @ £84.50 : £84.50
Total: £84.50


£153.50


FIRST ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid when travelling exclusively on Virgin Trains.
1 Adult(s) @ £153.50 : £153.50
Total: £153.50


Anytime £131.00


ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £131.00 : £131.00
Total: £131.00


£199.50


FIRST ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £199.50 : £199.50
Total: £199.50


18:30 to 20:52 (2h 22m) 1 change
Ticket Type Standard First Class
Anytime £131.00


ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £131.00 : £131.00
Total: £131.00


£199.50


FIRST ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £199.50 : £199.50
Total: £199.50


Advance £156.00


FIRST ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid for travel on Virgin Trains West Coast services and connections
1 Adult(s) @ £156.00 : £156.00
Total: £156.00


18:40 to 20:49 (2h 9m) 0 changes
Ticket Type Standard First Class
Advance £84.50


ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid when travelling exclusively on Virgin Trains.
1 Adult(s) @ £84.50 : £84.50
Total: £84.50


£153.50


FIRST ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid when travelling exclusively on Virgin Trains.
1 Adult(s) @ £153.50 : £153.50
Total: £153.50


Anytime £131.00


ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £131.00 : £131.00
Total: £131.00


£199.50


FIRST ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £199.50 : £199.50
Total: £199.50


19:00 to 21:07 (2h 7m) 0 changes
Ticket Type Standard First Class
Off-Peak £33.10


OFF-PEAK SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £33.10 : £33.10
Total: £33.10



Advance £108.50


ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid when travelling exclusively on Virgin Trains.
1 Adult(s) @ £108.50 : £108.50
Total: £108.50


£99.00


FIRST ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid when travelling exclusively on Virgin Trains.
1 Adult(s) @ £99.00 : £99.00
Total: £99.00


Anytime £131.00


ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £131.00 : £131.00
Total: £131.00


£199.50




I'm not paying ANY of those prices to meet Snake.

i just gave you the url of the train operator along with the exact date and time of the train service and you still can't find it but instead paste five pages of shit. you're a fucking idiot

Gimp Mask wrote:Man-Lon 01/06 21:15 £11

No, you gave me a link to their homepage. You're a fucking idiot

and you can't read either

Yes I can read. But what use is "Man-Lon 01/06 21:15 £11" << this to me? What Stations are these exactly? What offer are these tickets? Is that both ways?

You linked me to the homepage of a website, claiming it offered Man-Lon tickets at £11. When I searched for the travel myself, what I got, was prices in the range of £130-£199.50

Enjoy.

Uk trains are fucking stupid. It's actually cheaper for me to fly back and forth from Sweden to London than one ticket from Manchester to London is.

How lol.

What's interesting is, I typed in a random date and time. Let's put the date and time YOU showed as £11...

That's Manchester Piccadilly to London Euston, on the first day, of the sixth month, aaaaaaand:


Ticket Type Standard First Class
05:05 to 07:28 (2h 23m) 0 changes
Ticket Type Standard First Class
Anytime Return £262.00


ANYTIME RETURN
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £262.00 : £262.00
Total: £262.00


£399.00


FIRST ANYTIME RETURN
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £399.00 : £399.00
Total: £399.00


Virgin Business Return £420.00


Yep, MORE expensive. But that's just the anytime return, let's check one way!


Ticket Type Standard First Class
22:07 to 07:02 (8h 55m) 1 change
Ticket Type Standard First Class
Advance £55.50


ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid for travel on Virgin Trains West Coast services and connections
1 Adult(s) @ £55.50 : £55.50
Total: £55.50


£156.00


FIRST ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid for travel on Virgin Trains West Coast services and connections
1 Adult(s) @ £156.00 : £156.00
Total: £156.00


Off-Peak £65.20


OFF-PEAK SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £65.20 : £65.20
Total: £65.20



Anytime £131.00


ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £131.00 : £131.00
Total: £131.00


£199.50


FIRST ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £199.50 : £199.50
Total: £199.50


22:35 to 07:02 (8h 27m) 2 changes
Ticket Type Standard First Class
Advance £55.50


ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid for travel on Virgin Trains West Coast services and connections
1 Adult(s) @ £55.50 : £55.50
Total: £55.50


£75.50


FIRST ADVANCE SINGLE
This ticket is only valid for travel on Virgin Trains West Coast services and connections
1 Adult(s) @ £75.50 : £75.50
Total: £75.50


Off-Peak £65.20


OFF-PEAK SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £65.20 : £65.20
Total: £65.20



Anytime £131.00


ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £131.00 : £131.00
Total: £131.00


£199.50


FIRST ANYTIME SINGLE
This ticket allows travel on any permitted route.
1 Adult(s) @ £199.50 : £199.50
Total: £199.50


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Wow, the cheapest is £55.50. Incredible! when we examine this closely, we can see that it is more than £11!! By jove!

Now, for anybody outside of Britain wandering if this is a lot of money to go travel halfway across the country to go meet a homosxual with a unibrow, here are some fun exchange rates!

American Dollar: $80
Euro: 64.75
Canadian Dollar: $83
Swedish Krona: 619.980 SEK (wow, pounds take you a long way in Sweden!)

So yes, Gimp Mask, the cheapest ONE-WAY ticket from Manchester to London, for the 1st June 2010, and 21:15 is £55.50. This is assuming I don't get a hotel room when I'm there, (travelling both ways in the same day takes a LOT of time), and also assuming I don't go and get a return ticket.

MR Snake wrote:Uk trains are fucking stupid. It's actually cheaper for me to fly back and forth from Sweden to London than one ticket from Manchester to London is.

How lol.

I imagine that's the Swedish air companies lowering their prices to try and get visitors from real countries. I can't imagine Helsingborg is a hotbed of global activity...