Duck and Cover

"Aha! you missed! I M 2 FAST 4 U!" he yells at Blarg

continues running at high speeds

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grinds to a haul to the left of Blarg, then swings is spear through his ankle,
and sweep-kicks his legs out from under him. stands and puts his spear at blargs neck.

"At least use a conceivable gun..."

drives his spear through blargs throat.

(announcer voice)"Ah! Goose has made his first kill! But there are many more adversaries to fight, STAY TUNED!

im tellin you, that SoB is fuckin scary.

The sword slices through archs leg ignoreing the bone and cartilige. Slowly a pillar of ic began to appear around the bleeding wound. Arch grimaced and looked at stainless with pure malice. You are not a moderator hear there for you can not use that BoE or SoB much… The white glow begin to encroach upon Stainless. "Now You know why I rarely die" The whit glow turns pure black and surrounds stainless. Holding him in places the tendrils of the rope begin to wrap around Stailess.
"My turn now" he grins and the SoB comes into Arch's hand. With a mightry roar arch throws the sword directly at stainless arm and it is sliced off

The wind drifted across the arena, pushing the sand around the silouette of a man. He hugged a cloak around him, shielding his frail body from the cold. The sun was setting over the west wall, sending brilliant hues of orange across the landscape. His eyes peered from the folds of his cloak. They glinted a firey red.

"Boom."

Even before the words left the man's scarred lips, the earth seemed to rock with fury. The shock wave hit the arena wall, sending fractures all across the enchanted stonework. From beyond the gates, a pillar of fire struck the earth. Everywhere in the horizion, these pillars scortched the ground.

Archchancellor closed his eyes at the sight of the flashes. "This could only be..." The sentence could never be finnished, for the arena itself was struck by a direct hit. All around him ground temperature rose to 2000 degrees within a moment. His scream was barely even heard. No one was prepared.

Even amongst the blast, the cloaked one still stood. His eyes did not waver. If someone could hear through the chaotic rumble of the fires, they could hear his chant: "Destruction rain from the heavens."

A speaker along side the scarred remains of the lobby blared with warning. The arena staff were busy protecting the foundations, and several were evacuating the wounded into the fallout shelters.

"WARNING! THIS IS A PRIORITY ONE ATTACK! ALL ARE ADVISED TO FLEE! BLOODBATH IS ATTACKING!"

*S_F cuts his hand off, then kicks the book at BB2. Strangely it has no effect upon him...*

"Arch! Get over here. I have a friend (my giant mythical sword) that be wanting to talk with you!"

No. I won't the boox effects one person untill he dies throws many books at the opponenets. HE then looks at the title of the book how to kill someone wtih a book... Hmmm good one. I challenge you to this throws the book at bb

Bloodbath peered from the darkness, watching both archchancellor and his book burn under the powerfull spell. The demigod grinned and began to imitate bpen. The sight of the claoked man simply faded away. Only his laugh remained. Oh, that and the rabid attack lemmings.

Hello so cold...." watches as the book "best of playboy burns"....
"I'll kill you for that" runs into the demigods home plane and starts raising hell

As all the warriors are running around, happily trying to kill eachother, a bone hand breaks thru the soft earth of the arena floor. Slowly a figure emerges from the earth, cloaked in black. As he stretches out several shiny objects are shown from under his cloak

Bloody tapdancing iguana-on-a-stick... that was a fucking long dig from my grave... who the hell dumped all that dirt on it? As if I don't have anything better to do then to dig around in the dirt.

Looking around in the arena, Dolmaniac is unable to spot a herd of umpa's to quell his anger on.

What happened to those pesky midgets? There is just one left.

Very well... Then I will be forced to go to plan B.

Dolmaniac raises his arm, opening his cloak. Dozens of naked preteen girls run out from under it with dynamite strapped on their waists

Can you slay these innocents before they kill you? or if you are really evil: can you rape these innocents before they kill you.

Dolmaniac starts laughing hysterically as he pulls up one of his remote controlls from under his cloak

~a man sitting in the shadows, jumps to his feet in shock~

oh god, he's back... heaven help us all...

*Reaper respawns to see that the most powerful arena fighters have returned. Reaper falls to knees in amazement.

"Looks like they're all back. My reaction: SHIT!"

*Reaper gets up and drawn his rune sword, Stainless and BB look unimpressed, they've seen it before. But Dolmaniac stands amazed at the shimmering black sword with five runes on it, all glowing a deep red. Reaper then draws his newest weapon that neither Stainless, BB or Dolmaniac have seen, his LIGHT SWORD! Reaper activates it and the beam of black light comes out of the handle. Reaper stands ready for combat.

"Got me another sword! *Swings both together* And the skill to use it with the other one! Who will die first? BB, how about you?"

Follower is crawling slowly by the Arena to the Reaper. Blood is flowing from his wounds, but he continues:
"We must... discuss the... discount... - you will..." - his words are dieing on his lips, but his thoughts are clear - I am still alive, as my power of Jedai...

*Reaper looks down at the dying body of Follower. Reaper keeps his weapons drawn, sighs and talks to Follower.

"Look, it's time this charade ended. I don't think Umpa's gonna read this but I'm gonna tell you now. Everything in the R&D is free! But you can only just pick up the low power weapons, anything high powered needs to be ordered. Plus I custom make weapons for anyone (as long as the weapon is either a sword or a small gun). Clear?"

*Reaper resumes to stand ready for his challenge to be accepted by the masters stood in front of him.

"We'll soon see how good I've gotten!"

Old business:

Ghetto Goose wrote:"Aha! you missed! I M 2 FAST 4 U!" he yells at Blarg continues running at high speeds, grinds to a haul to the left of Blarg, then swings is spear through his ankle, and sweep-kicks his legs out from under him. stands and puts his spear at blargs neck.
"At least use a conceivable gun..."
drives his spear through blargs throat.

*spear does not penetrate Blarg's Counter-Invulnerability*

"Aha! I am immune to the attacks of anyone who is immune to my attacks, 14m3r speedboy!"

"Crap! I revealed my Secret Power! Thinkitdon'tsayitnexttime, thinkitdon'tsayitnexttime... errr...Pay no attention to the babbling of this madman, he did not reveal his Secret Power, move along, nothing to see here..."

"At least use a conceivable gun..."

"Ahem. This is the Fallout retrofuture, various useable man portable gatling guns('gatling' is used as a generic term for any multi-barrelled rotary gun) are already in the game, what's wrong with a gatling shotgun?"

"You DODGED all of those bursts of 12-gauge? At roughly 8000 rounds per minute(hey, it's the future)? With buckshot(about 9 pellets per shell), flechettes(about 20 darts per shell), broken glass, and all of that other stuff? Whew. Thou truly art fast."

*Shoots Ghetto Goose with a belt-fed gatling yes this is a link net gun, negating his speed*

*shoots GG repeatedly with experimental 12 gauge combined AOL13 holodisk shard, Windows 3.1, Spam, and Biomed Gel rounds*

*bludgeons GG's kneecaps with warhammer, with apologies to Stainless*

*cackles gleefully as the Bio-Med Gel makes the Spam, AOL13, and Windows 3.1 permanent parts of GG's body*

*tears off GG's head and wears it like a hat, slaps a :lilangel: sticker across GG's visor*

*blasts GG's remains with the habañero pepper Spam cheese sauce(now with more preservatives!)flamer*

"And thus is the fate of 'I'm immune to you and you're dead' types.
And don't say that I am doing it, this is Justice and Punishment, not an Arena victory."

New business:

*readies warhammer and shield*

*salutes Archchancellor, Lord Dolmaniac, Stainless, and Bloodbathmaster2*

"Welcome back, gentlemen."

Amongst the chaos and flames, a spark of static clung to a seemingly innocent point in the sky. Suddenly, that spot errupted with energy, ripping a hole through space-time. The void of the portal was cold, drawing light into its star riddled expanse. From the darkness, a figure was cast.

Archancellor cursed as he fell from the portal, landing in a flaming pile of feces. He cursed the overflowing sewage system. Back above, another figure exited the portal and hovered there. His cloak was flapping in the wind.

"And stay out of my plane!"

The demigod made his point clear as a cockatrice swooped from the void. The winged basalisk snapped its beak and neared its prey. Archancellor knew that the creature would turn him to stone with the first attack...

But the demigod was not paying attention to archancellor. He reached to his side and tossed a dagger. Its blade glinted in the evening sun as it neared Dolmanic.

"Fiend! have at you!"

*Reaper stands still waiting for BB to respond to his challenge, Stainless takes the advantage to shoot Reaper with his BoE. Reaper notices Stainless doing this and to everyone's amazement, swings his light sword and DEFLECTS THE BLAST! Reaper turns to Stainless and says while everyone is stood amazed at the event which has just taken place.

"You'll have to be more cunning than that, Stainless!"

A Broadsword crashs into Dolm's back, the long blade splinters. Dolm turns and lifts umpa off the ground with one hand and prepares to kill him.

"Bodychange" Umpa Cries and all combatants swap bodies.

Umpa & Dolm,

Reaper & S_F,

BB & Stainless,

Blarg & Follower,

War Bringer & Archchancellor.

Let the fightimg continue!

ARRGHH!!! :mad: I hate the times you post something and realising someone has posted just before you, making your post look all silly.

"I be a werewolf now? Cool! I know your weaknesses reap, prepare to be punished!"

Follower is hiding in the shadow and is looking for his opponent - Reaper is standing too far to be shot by rifle, but Follower is patienced. His arms still hurts, his body is weak - Jedai power is good, but in some moment it is good to use deadly gaus/plasms rifle too - oh, yeah, soon enough Arena will be full of fresh blood.