Duck and Cover

O.K S_F,

Ghetto & Pyro.

anyone else i missed?

I didn't answer your post Umpa, you posted it whilst I was writing a reply to everything that had happened since my last post.

I can't see that crazy frog guy (Spiff) anywhere though...

*Reaper in S_F's body is eager to get his own body back (I'm sure S_F is too!) Reaper remebers something and rushes to R&D. He comes back soon with a glass globe and runs to S_F.

"Hey, S_F! Touch this globe!"

*S_F does so and Reaper and S_F swap back again, they are both relieved that they are back to normal. The globe was designed to neutralise any adverse affects and stop them happening again!

hey Reaper, play along!

Reaper and S_F switch bodies again. the wierd globe thing shatters and they are stuck in those bodies until a time when it is announced that everyone is normal again.

Knowing that his previous post will be ignored, the demigod roared in anger and leaps upon theReaper. His cimson cloak fell from his shoulders and his makeshift armor was reveiled. The enchanted suit slightly resembled Mandelorian design, though parts of it were patched with leather or shitty metal. He foamed at the mouth and witdrew the glowing Masamaune.

"DIE!"

"Curse you and your Eeevil Mod Powers, Umpa!! No using Body Switch to escape an ass-whuppin'!"

*Uses Follower's Paisley Side Of The Farce Jedi Powers to switch back*

*thumps Umpa's head with warhamer*

"Hmmm... not ripe yet."

Follower finds his new body far more better - he is tring to return his lovely rifle to, but this is difficult. Hard struggle with his former himself continues and several occasional shots are heard.

"I didn't think that first blood will be mine" is thinking Follower, flying over the Arena. Some blood and pieces of body are left on the ground and now he is suffering consequenses of his actions - "Gaus rifle is powerful indeed, now I can say it for sure..." But situation is not so bad for Follower - Blarg is flying near..."

"Ouch! What do you think you're doing. Reap has taken over my body now if it's him you want to kill... Watch out for his fruit-knife and his dual large swords and you'll be fine."

*respawns*

Hey, you can't take back what happened! just respawn biatch!

*draws his spear again*

and no invulnerability! cheater! you no fun!

*charges towards Blarg*

*digs spear into the grouns and poll-vaults himself into the air, then kick Blarg in the chest with a rib-crusting blow*

and plus, i didnt say i totally avoided the shot, i took one in the leg, and just chill with the text-heavy assaults, not fairif you do like 20 moves on someone in one post.

Stainless calls over BB before he beheads his foe

"I say we get back into our respective bodies, don't you agree?"

Stainless is answered by a grim shake of the head, and BB wondered off to bruise up Stainless's lovly armour.

Stainless's eye's burned with fury at BB's greed, and summoned his Elemental suit. Stainless then raised his arms in the air and murmed "Whirlwind" The tornados came quickly sent by their hurracane winds over the walls, threatening all life, even Stainless's.

Stainless clambered into his Elemental Suit and stood still his jump jets ready to steady himself.

Then a cow came pass, knocking Stainless into the nearest whirlwind.

Dazed and confused, Stainless lined the cow up in his sights and gunned it down mercfully.

Peering to his sides, he saw the Arena in total choas, a fire and now a storm of immense proportions.

The wind picked up speed as it plucked the rest of the fghters from the ground, giving them no chance to anchor themselves.

Stainless neared the peak of his tornado and with precision timing fired his jumpjets, flinging away from the ragging strom below.

He quickly flung around and left loss his barrages of Nerf Rockets into the contestents, causing critiacl hits and turning them blind.

*Reaper looks down to see that he is stuck in S_F's body. He decides that he better get to grips with S_F's weapons.

"Damn, I'm stuck like this. S_F! Don't damage the rune sword or the light sword."

*Reaper pulls out S_F's fruit knife and sees that it's made of pure silver :twisted:. He throws the knife at his old body, S_F does not yet know about how to use the werewolf powers and the knife strikes him in the chest, where his heart is. S_F falls down dead.

and no invulnerability! cheater! you no fun!

I do not have invulnerability, I have Counter-Invulnerability. I am only immune to the attacks of people who are immune to my attacks.

and plus, i didnt say i totally avoided the shot, i took one in the leg,

You didn't mention that.

and just chill with the text-heavy assaults, not fairif you do like 20 moves on someone in one post.

Sorry, got carried away. :oops:

*digs spear into the grouns and poll-vaults himself into the air, then kick Blarg in the chest with a rib-crusting blow*

*removes GG's boot from his spleen, hurls him away with the Force*

*uses Jedi precognition to determine where GG will land, telekineses a banana peel there*

"May as well enjoy the swap."

*throws the switch on the carbon-freezing chamber*
Ha, ha, just kidding.

Stainless: The wind picked up speed as it plucked the rest of the fghters from the ground, giving them no chance to anchor themselves.

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home... *cough cough* Hey, what's this stuck in my teeth? It's my sternum! Curse you GG!
AAAAaaaacccckkkk...."

*tries to elbow drop GG before death*

Stainless: He quickly flung around and left loss his barrages of Nerf Rockets into the contestents, causing critiacl hits and turning them blind.

*Blarg, knocked tumbling by the might of Stainless' Nerf Rockets, crashes gracelessly into the Arena Medical Facility, where he waits to respawn*

*Reaper sees Stainless' tornado and leaps away from it under a huge rock pile that just happened to be there.

"Think I'll wait here for a while."

*An hour later, Reaper emerges to see the arena empty, everyone else must have been blown away by Stainless. Speak of the devil, Stainless descends from the sky and lands 5 metres in front of Reaper, sword and shield ready, he's looking for a fight.

Stainless: "You wanted a fight? Come get one!"

Reaper: "I meant while I was in my natural form, not in S_F's body, oh well. I might as well just try and get it over with."

*Reaper drawns S_F's twin long swords and stands ready to recieve Stainless' attack. At that moment, all of the arena's occupants crash down to the floor from the sky in a heap.

Follower finally returns to Arena. The blow was hard and this new body was rather difficult to control, but in the end he was at the top.

He knew where his victim was. Smell of Jedai power was strong from Medical Facility:
"How convinient. You will need some good medical treatment soon." says Follower with grim smile. He has returned his rifle and much more stuff. Now he is coming slowly to this medical facility. He stops near the enterance and put smt near. In a minute great explosion shakes the building of Arena...
"I wonder if smb will survive this stuff" thinks Follower, watching after the fire...

*Reaper respawns still in S_F's body behind Stainless. Reaper leaps up and plunges both swords into the back of Stainless' armour. The swords pierce the armour but don't get far through. Reaper leaps off withdrawing his swords.

"Heh, heh. Sorry about that Stainless."

Stainless: "I'll teach you a lesson!"

*Stainless fires his BoE at Reaper, it hits him and makes it so that he is now a small goat holding twin long swords with the letters: DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME! branded on his side.

"Bahhh!"

Damn that wasn't ment to happen...

Again fires his BoE and takes away his swords, but still keeps him as a goat.

SUmmons the AA clones, who begin to have their way with TR

**Sir_Funkalot respawns**

"Come on everybody hit me! Reap, don't you dare hurt my body anymore!"

*S_F spawns a horde of sheep.*

*S_F throws sheep at everyone.*

"Haha! :twisted: "

Follower is stading on Arena and trying to understand what is happening. Reap or S_F - one of them is his former enemy, but who of them is... What will he do?

"What a hell - I have gaus/plasma rifle especially for that cases" - he shoots from it and bodies of his stunned enemies are falling on the ground.
Blood is everywhere, guts are flying in air, but Follower is not satisfied...

"Who of you two is Reap? Tell me and the other one will live... or I'll really piss off" Follower is standing before his confused enemies and pointing his gun on these two...

S_F: "Don't hurt my body anymore Reap"

"Bahh! (What can I do?)"

Follower: "Which one of you is reaper?"

"Mahhh Bahhh! *points at BB* (that one over there)"

*The goat dies from over-use and Reaper does not seem to respawn. Instead, a pale-skinned figure in a black cloak with skulls and bones decorating him. The figure lands and there is an aura of pure evil around him. He speaks in a low, dark voice.

"I am Malus, Reaper has asked me to stand in for him while he recovers, I am a famous Necromancer! Behold my powers!"

*Malus points a pale hand at Follower and a bolt of white magic erupts from Malus' hand. Follower is petrified by fear as the bolt nears. The bolt hits and Follower stands still for a moment, not moving. Then, suddenly he turns inside out then explodes! Malus then casts another spell on Follower's corpse, a skeleton rises from it. (Note: after being brought back as a skeleton, the combatant can respawn and resume fighting as normal.) The skeleton readies a sword and shield.

"Feel my power, S_F! I have no need for that body nor does Reaper for the moment!"

*Malus stickes out his arm, pointing at S_F in Reaper's body. A line of white energy curls round Malus' arm and when it reaches his hand, a huge shard of bone materialises and flies towards S_F. The shard rips S_F open. Malus casts another shard, this one pierces S_F's head, killing him.

"Who's next!?"