Duck and Cover

I was always a dwarf gunslinger

HappySuitcase Man wrote:Bow and arrow. Makes sense, because arrows don't deplete as fast as bullets, and arrows aren't exactly hard to make.

are you retarded? arrows are just about the most complicated fucking iprojectile asid from a rocket, the ballance has to be perfectm the fletching
has to be at the right angle and it has to be made out of the right material
, any bird's fether wont work, only a hawk's or a eagle's feathers can
stand the pull, and synthetics like plastic fletching will unbalance the arrow
, and the arrow head must complement the balance and the arrow's wind
drag , lift, to wieght balance scales.

and thers hundreds of other things as well, hell evean the wood the arrow is mad of makes a diffrence.

only a hawk's or a eagle's feathers can
stand the pull

I've heard that a Phoenix feather will work....or even a dragon talon... but why bitch when they can be +5 vorpal arrows of returning....

edit: nevermind

Shut the fuck up, Gore.

I was driving a bike on a routine training loop around the local strip mall, when I noticed an open door to the "Paradise Restaurante". At which point I pulled out my 9mm Ruger handgun and parked the bike alongside a trash trailer. After 2 minutes of waiting, i have decided that goddamn LUNG CANCER will get these shitheads faster than me, so I split.

aptyp, mr ruger and lung cancer. keeping kazakstanian dive fronts safe since 1967. :nam_all_over:

Slider wrote:A full engine, do you have any idea of how heavy that would be?

v12, baby!

This thread is 3 years old. Everyone who has posted in it has since died of syphilis ravaging their brain.

I feel as if i have read this before.... a long long time ago.

Jesus Christ, Blargh's talking like a normal person at the beginning of this and it's ruined my sense of child-like wonder in the world of DAC.

It's like going to Disneyland when you're 5 and seeing the dude in the Mickey Mouse suit with the head off on a smoke break.

The thread was revived by an ad-bot. At least it's an interesting thread.

Koki wrote:Ha! It's foreshadowing for Fallout 3 then! (Which takes place in underwater city and you fight cyborg sharks)

If only.
And Baby Arm's Evil Twin just so happens to be (SPOILER ALERT) Jesus Christ.

Blarg is not Blargh. Have a doctorate, Freda.

I choose to believe it's your old username and you're now attempting to cover for your handlers at the Seizure Inducing Forum Avatars Consortium as part of a global Libertarian conspiracy.

SIFAC?

Far be it to stand on your beliefs, however quaint - yet, this is the only account I have ever bothered to have on this particular forum.

I'm on to you!

I was thinking maybe a disposable sawed-off shotgun with 5 single-shot barrels. Made of plastic just strong enough for one use.

Single-shot, ripple-fire, or all at once.

Comes in shrink wrap, fully loaded.

$10 USD.


I decided on 5 barrels for a compact trucated pyramid cross-section.
Row of 3 with row of 2 above. Handle and trigger attach or fold out from bottom.

Perhaps make it modular and you can make a Death Gauntlet out of them: 2 in front of hand with 3-barrel rows flat to each other forimg a hexagon plus 4-6 more framing the hexagon.

Perhaps bulk discounts, and you can set stacks of them up as claymores.

edit:
olol, is an FO2 thread not just "weapon ideas".

How about a really sharp stick with some dog shit on the end?

The stick cuts them, making them bleed, and the dog shit gives them dieases.

It's sort of like a scorpion tail, but instead it's a really sharp stick with some dog shit on the end.

Yonmanc wrote:How about a really sharp stick with some dog shit on the end?

The stick cuts them, making them bleed, and the dog shit gives them dieases.

It's sort of like a scorpion tail, but instead it's a really sharp stick with some dog shit on the end.

Like the Punji traps with buffallo urine in Vietnam?