The Arena!!!

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri May 10, 2002 4:56 am

"I will!" repliaed the voice from the elemental suit

The necromancer gives him a grim look, and sends a bolt of pure dark energy at Stainless.

Stainless rolls to the right dodgeing the crackling weapon, and fires off a quick burst from his BoE. The aim is dead on and Maulus doubles over has his skulls turn to flowers, and wings sprout from his back. A small halo appears above his head.

Maulus (now called Loveus) skippes over to Stainless and gives him a staff of holy smiting, before skipping away.

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Fri May 10, 2002 4:58 am

umpa runs up behind Stainless, and jumps onto the back of his suit, knocking him over.

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri May 10, 2002 5:22 am

*The now Loveus looks to Umpa leaping on Stainless and a part of Reaper surfaces.

"Go for the cuts made by me!"

*Loveus looks around the arena and casts a spell of peace where no-one actually wants to fight. Loveus seems to be struggling with his right arm, it's going black! It's the Malus that lies inside Reaper/Malus/Loveus and it's trying to kill Loveus so Malus will once again regain control. The arma of Malus rips Loveus' throat out, killing him and letting him respawn as Malus.

"I'm back!"

*Malus sees the peace that has afflicted the arena. Malus casts a dispel spell to get rid of the peace. The fighting soon resumes. Malus turns to Stainless and charges up both arms with bone shard. He unleashes them upon Stainless, who is struggling with Umpa.

"DODGE THIS!!!!"

*The shards pierce the armour of Stainless like a sharp knife through paper. The shards hit Stainless inside his armour, perforating his heart and lungs. Stainless, close to death, falls to the floor and says his last words.

Stainless: "Curse you TR. You have killed me! A rare achievement indeed."

*And with those words, Stainless dies until his next respawn. Malus, obviously proud with his achievements, decides to seek new targets. He sees Umpa sneaking around to kill S_F. Malus decides to leave him for now and turns to Blarg who is just standing in the arena, doing nothing. Malus unleashes demons from hell to scare him. The Malus raises 5 skeletons from assorted bodies and commands them to attack the combatants.

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Fri May 10, 2002 5:08 pm

"What be that?"

*S_F turns around to see Umpa wielding a blaster, about to finish S_F off.*
*With help of his werewolf skills S_F manages to dodge the blast. S_F cuts Umpas legs off.*

"I'll leave you like this until someone kind enough to care will finish you off. This is for transforming me into a werewolf BTW..."

*S_F throws a sheep at Umpa.* :twisted:

Yossarian · Post by **Yossarian** » Fri May 10, 2002 9:56 pm

*takes one pretty short look around and runs like hell*

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Fri May 10, 2002 10:44 pm

*Malus looks at S_F attacking Umpa. He summons up a HUGE mound of bones and climbes it. At the top is his throne of skulls! Malus sits down on the throne and watches the arena with interest. Malus' skeletons continue to terrorise the fighters. One starts to attack Umpa and two go to attack S_F.

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Fri May 10, 2002 11:26 pm

umpa lays on the floor bleeding and fires his gauss rifle at the skeleton, knocking its decayed head across the arena. he then fires the rifle at the unsuspecting Malus, hitting him in the chest with a critical hit, cracing the ribs and sendimng him tumbling down the hill of bones.

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Sat May 11, 2002 1:15 am

*S_F feels honored about having to take on two skeletons, but stays concentrated.*

"No undead creep is going to take my life. Prepare to be bone pie... :twisted: "

*And with that S_F dispatches the two skeletons and attacks the throne of bones.*

"Come down and fight, chicken!"

Follower · Post by **Follower** » Sat May 11, 2002 1:34 am

Follower respawns on Arena with huge gun. 8) He is looking for Reap, but the is no signs of him. He comes to Malus and asks him:

"Hey, buddy, have you seen one my friend - Reaper. He has killed me twice already and too fast I must say. Can you tell me where is his loosy *** now... and what a hell is goning on down here... are you necromancer?!" 8O

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Sat May 11, 2002 6:17 am

*Malus falls to the floor from the impact of Umpa's gauss rifle. Malus gets up and looks through a nearby book at a spell. Malus rushes over to Stainless' body and shoves both his fists into Stainless' body. Malus pulls his fists out covered in blood and casts a spell, the blood disappears. Malus turns to S_F, tells him to wait a bit and turns to Follower.

"(To S_F) Wait a moment, I'll be with you soon. (To Follower) No, I haven't seen Reaper around *points to S_F in Reaper's body* isn't that him? Try asking that guy, and yes, I am a Necromancer and a very powerful one at that! (To S_F) okay, lets fight."

*As Follower walks up to S_F to distract him, Malus summons a sword made of sharp bone that is FAR stronger than it sounds. Malus un-summons his throne until he needs it again. Malus stands facing S_F, bone sword in one hand, the other hand charged with unholy magic.

Follower · Post by **Follower** » Sat May 11, 2002 7:26 am

"Okey, Thanks, I'll deal with him for now and than I'll take care about you, Necro... My codex of Jedai can't allow such evil creature to exist..." - he carefully turns to his new enemy, trying to see hands of evil necromancer...

"SO, Reaper, we meet again. Do you know what does it mean, when you are cooked alive? No, well now you'll find it out!" - he shows his huge Bozar and with sadistic smile looks on his target...

S_F in body of Reaper is surely impressed by massive combination of weaponry. Barrels are looking from every side of that evillooking gun:
"Wait, you fool. I am not..." - but his words are not heard from the noise of hundreds of gunshots...

"Uhahahahaha... Do you like it? Oh, I am sure you are..." Follower is standing near the shaking body of Reaper(S_F). "How do you like acid bullets... You have dodged most of my shots, but now - thanks to Ganemedus - you will die..." - with pleasure he shoots from his weapon...

"Blasted ammo, I knew I need more... Oh, nevermind - I'll finish you with my light sword. Actually I am not supposed to kill fallen enemies, but in your case I'll make an exception..." Follower draws his sword and with grim smile is coming to his target...

Sir_Funkalot · Post by **Sir_Funkalot** » Sat May 11, 2002 2:55 pm

*Using his powers as master of respawning S_F respawns in is own body.*

*Follower and Malus make themselves ready for another slaughter, but they're not aware of S_F's skill in swordfighting.*

"You shouldn't have underestimated me, now this will be the end of you fools."

*S_F swings both his swords, hitting both the warriors, killing them violently.*

"That'll teach 'em..."

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Sat May 11, 2002 3:46 pm

*Malus respawns and re-animates his own copse, there are now two Maluses to deal with. One goes over to S_F, holding the bone sword. S_F turns to see Malus "I just killed you!".

"Indeed you did, but not for long. Your turn and this time you're gonna help me!"

*S_F looks very confused as Malus swings his sword down, cutting off one of S_F's arms. Malus swings the sword up and takes off one of S_F's legs. Malus then casts bone shard at S_F's other arm and leg, tearing them off causing him severe pain. Malus decides to be even more evil than usual. He casts a expolsion beam and it hits S_F's nuts, causing them to explode :shocked!:! S_F falls to the floor in pain, he looks up to Malus looming over him with an evil look in his eye.

"This is the part where you help me!"

*Malus plunges his hand into S_F's chest and pulls it out quickly again. In his hand Malus holds S_F's heart. That disappears as the blood from Stainless did.

"Two out of three ingredients obtained. The blood of a hero, the heart of Reaper, and now all I need is the head of a fool!"

*S_F thinks that he should be dead by now on account of his heart being removed by the necromancer. But S_F lives, he thinks about what Malus said the heart of Reaper. S_F had TWO hearts, one Reaper's and one his own! S_F is still unable to do anything since he has no limbs and a bloody mess of a genetalia

Follower · Post by **Follower** » Sun May 12, 2002 1:36 am

Follower respawn in his body and with madness begins to shoot in all sides:

"I was dead... killed... Now I live again and it'll be much more worser. How I am really pissed off. I had a lot of new ammo and your doom is..." - the noise of battle don't attract him. He is in his own world and sees only his enemies... smt will be done...

"I see two would-be Reapers(I think)... Ohh, it will be twice pleasant to kill you. Prepare yourself" - Follower takes one strange look on the Malus and with mad laughter fires all round in his body...

"I wonder how you'll reanimate this pal again, Reap. Now you have no help..." - Follower takes a last look on formless bloodly piece of meat, known as Malus, and goes to S_F...

This strange operation of Malus makes him a little crip. He decides to be more goodnautred person:
"Hey, S_F, nothing personal, but without heart you have little point to leave... So, I think it will be good to do it..." - Follower gives one of his stims and drugs to put away pain of coming death and with horror watching as body is changing his colour, terrible mutations and bodychanges...

"Blasted Ganemedus... what a hell is it?!" - with hurry he opens fire on coming beast, but it looks for nothing... He forget about Reaper and it was his last mistake...

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Sun May 12, 2002 1:42 am

Malus respawns to see a Remington shotgun in his face

"bye!"

The blast tears of Malus' head and his body slumps lifelessly to the floor

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Sun May 12, 2002 1:49 am

*Reaper respawns and falls from the sky, rune sword drawn, point down and falls with a lot of force onto Follower, causing him to split in four!

"Indeed it was your last mistake to think I wouldn't respawn sooner or later!"

*And with that Reaper stabs himself and respawns as Malus. Malus surveys the arena for a fool to behead so that his spell will be complete. He sees Follower respawning, Malus has found the head he needs. He walks up to Follower and says:

"Looks over there *pointing behind Follower* a unicorn!"

*Follower turns round and Malus cuts off his head, catches it and casts a teleportation spell on himself and says to Follower's corpse in a dark, evil voice.

"Must have been a regular horse! :twisted:"

*Malus appears on top a hill holding a heart in one hand and a bottle of blood in the other, Follower's head is on the floor in front of him. Malus places the heart on the head and pours the blood over it. The spell works! Malus is teleported out of the arena back to his home plane of existence. Reaper respawns, back to normal and resumes his fight in the arena.

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Sun May 12, 2002 3:22 am

the dull purr of a minigun heating up drifts from the roof and a tirade of bullets lash out at Reaper

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Sun May 12, 2002 4:29 am

*Reaper sees the bullets heading toward him and dodges some of them, disintegrates some with the light sword and is unable to avoid some. Reaper gets hit multiple times in non-vital areas. He looks up to see Umpa controlling the minigun.

"Your final mistake, not using the minigun for long enough!"

*Reaper pulls out a gauss minigun from him carryanything (tm) pouch and fires it first at the minigun, destroying it and second at Umpa, perforating the midget. Reaper puts the gauss minigun away and pulls out his light sword and rune swords to use in unison against his foes. Reaper plunges the rune sword into Umpa's chest, the light sword into his nuts :shocked!:. Reaper retracts the light sword from Umpa's vital (if rather small) area and relocates the blade of light into Umpa's skull. Umpa dies a painful and messy death.

Follower · Post by **Follower** » Sun May 12, 2002 4:49 am

"I see you like painful deathes - may be you like it too..." Reaper hears quite words near. He had no time to turn around, but he knows that this is Follower...

Wave of anger lashes upon him:
"You DARE to use my sacred head for your foul magic?! PURE POWER OF JEDAI WILL CRUSH YOU..." - using his abilities, Follower knocked down Reap and draw his new weapon - large hammer...

"Here is my new toy, I'll show you now how it works - put victim hear... use buffo to smash it's guts far more better... do you feel how your brain is flowing slowly from your crushed head?! Huh, lovly..."

Follower slowly hammers his victim in Earth. When he finishs there can be seen only formless carcases of body:
"What now Reap? Will you call your Necro... I need some blood to him too. UHAHAHAHAHA..."

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Sun May 12, 2002 4:09 pm

*Reaper respawns behind Follower who is still taunting the corpse. Reaper draws his rune sword and says to Follower:

"Malus is gone, but I'm behind you right now!"

*Before Follower can turn round, Reaper slits the Jedi's throat with his rune sword. Reaper follows up with a series of slashes through Follower's chest and cuts off his limbs, just before Follower dies, Reaper stabs his rune sword in Follower's pleasure department 8O and sends a lightning bolt down the blade, causing a huge explosion in Follower's vital area :shocked!:!

"As always, I go for the maximum pain route when killing my enemies :twisted:"