The pain thread.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:18 pm

Mr. Diesel epitomises 'prat'.

Ashmo · Post by **Ashmo** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:29 am

Darwin hates you all.

I think I squished my feet with a tree once (a dead tree, somehow it rolled onto my feet -- I suspect an attempt!) when I was little and then my grandparents tried to kill me by crossing one of my feet with an electric lawn mower.

I think my injuries have all been limited to flesh wounds so far, tho.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:17 pm

Blargh wrote:Mr. Diesel epitomises 'prat'.

Vin Diesel can crush a coconut, just by glaring at it.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:11 pm

Hey, he's cool, okay?

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:26 pm

At the age of 12 I suffered from a dysfunctional kidney pelvis that couldn't adequately collect the urine it received due to a bacterial infection. It hurt like hell whenever I tried to take a piss.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:02 pm

Do you piss blood?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:04 pm

I have it constantly, Lynx. Half of it from childhood hernia reshaping my kidneys into pancakes, other half from eating ton-a-salt, lots o' grade D coffee and box-a-toothpicks, on a daily basis. I'm kind of proud of it, really. Urine with the consistency of snot, accompanied by mysterious lumps, leaves alot of room for speculation and conversation.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:39 am

Burning sensation when you take a slash ? Can you be certain you didn't pick up something nasty in the woodshed ? I do not know. I am glad I do not know.

O to have as open minded friends and companions as you, St. Toxic.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:54 am

If it wasn't for the jews, o Blargh, everyone would have a friend like me.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:13 am

Your right, Cmon , lets go to the others so we may start up the 4th rike

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:08 pm

Well since we're talking about pain:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/jjtune/index/stuff ... rivers.jpg

Imagine that

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:48 am

Sweet mother of pearl!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:34 am

I do not believe I will ever understand why anyone would want to do that to that with that (or anything else, for that matter). Yes.

DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k · Post by **DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:58 pm

There was this one time I got my elbow stuck in the railing on a train and couldn't get it out for a few minutes. Teh pane wasn't so bad but I was liek "omg i gotta cut my arm off or something

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hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:16 pm

I almost did that once, cept replace penis with kneecap

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:29 pm

What?

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:39 pm

Replace the word penis with knee cap means i swung it at some filthy jew swell guy trying to steal my dam bike, i had the screw driver at the time because i borrowed it from my freind to fix my diskman and i was walking outside to go to his house when i saw him, dam kike was at my chains so i swung and bam hit my knee, dam jew was quicker then i thought, so it went on for days the fighting till he gave up and left my bike and my house at last in peace, the moral of the story is, make sure its your bike

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:08 pm

No, the moral of the story is your a dumbfuck.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:10 pm

No, the moral of the story is your a dumbfuck.

No, the moral of the story is they made that warning on the case of screw driver's for your benafit

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:43 pm

Who reads what's on a screw driver case anyway?