How often do you masterbate?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:22 pm

I bet ripper was hardcore enough to use the broken glass end.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:24 pm

Does fondling your anus even count as masturbation?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:26 pm

With, or without ejaculation?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:28 pm

I see your point.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:50 pm

You don't need to squirt to masturbate.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:20 pm

what about squirting a bit of vaseline onto your face and then get greasy face and rub your balls on face oh lordy brb

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:34 pm

Just use a jar of worms.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:03 pm

put eels in your anus

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:03 pm

Did it work for you?

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:05 pm

ApTyp wrote:Did it work for you?

No, I just saw it on a video, I'm not hardcore enough to do that myself

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:08 pm

Well none of us is Japanese, so we are not hardcore enough either.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:09 pm

Rex could do it, maybe?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:10 pm

Fuck Rex. He is so passe.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:50 pm

Rex is so 2004.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:57 pm

How often do you masterbate?

Every time I think of you.

SPLAT

Wish you were here.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:59 pm

Haha, you made a gay joke and I laughed. Not at you, though. I laughed because gay jokes are funny. Yup.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:17 pm

That was a gay joke?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:18 pm

Well, you have to admit, it was pretty gay.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:19 pm

You're pretty gay.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:21 pm

No, YOU're pretty gay.