Tips to stay awake

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:04 pm

listen son, I think you're a little to :pig:

if you know what I mean. With all the hardcore music and jumping and dancing around, not being able to do most of your lessons and not drinking coffee I don't think you're gruff enough to live in the real world

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:10 pm

I do my lessons. It's just the coffee thing that I miss...

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:12 pm

you do them badly perhaps you should drop out and work a real job and get some perspective huh the world doesnt revolve around staying awake then go back to college when you are a bit more gruff and tuff and can stay awake and shit.

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:20 pm

Meanie. Anyway it's just internet ***t... I'm giving my work late so I can do it better while being more awake.

So... "death coffee" helps to stay awake?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:25 pm

No. It helps to die. It puts you through the crucible and determines if you are strong enough to survive. If you do manage to stay alive, you will never be able to sleep again.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:34 am

Get a girl. She'll keep you awake. Trust me. :naughty:

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:45 am

vendetta wrote:Trust me.

Not when it comes to this.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:46 am

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:47 am

That girls will keep you awake, they ussually talk you to sleep, read between the lines >=(.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:51 am

:naughty:

Read between the lines you too: you need take the initiative.

Making love can stimulate your mind for quite some time.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:54 am

you need take the initiative

At work? Additionally, initative nothing, most girls would rather talk then be "naughty." Then you have other things to do, like cuddle and shit. Not condusive to staying awake.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:02 am

Seeing it from that angle, you're kinda right. I just mean usually being with a girl you like is enough motivation to stay awake, isn't it? Even at work. Well maybe not.

[On the defensive, trying to keep his claim alive]

But voiceless girls do exist, don't they? No wonder why they are such a rarity.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:06 am

Hellen Keller was kinda hot?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:06 am

She's got an obscene kind of expression there. That crooked smile and raised eyebrow speak of torrid fellatio filled nights.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:00 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:
you need take the initiative
At work? Additionally, initative nothing, most girls would rather talk then be "naughty." Then you have other things to do, like cuddle and shit. Not condusive to staying awake.

The longer you stay with a woman, the longer the gap between the sex

Men should be allowed to have 3-4 spouses. Chinese had it right.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:00 pm

vendetta wrote:you need take the initiative.

I think that meets the requirements of 'rape'.