omg Christmas Lists

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:13 pm

In Soviet Russia, everyone receives the same gift

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:17 pm

CABBAGE AND VODKA. AND IF YOUVE BEEN GOOD YOU GET MOOSE HAIR UNDERWEAR.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:17 pm

Insane-Lark wrote: I'm hoping for a carton of Camel 100's.

Yuck.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:49 pm

Insane-Lark wrote:All I want for Christmas is to survive with my sanity semi intact & maybe a decent bottle of whisky just because it probably won't. All cash this season is going to kid gifts so what I'll get is some cheesy knick knacks from the kids & probably some cigs or nice undies or the like from the hubby.

American Camels? You are hardcore.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:19 am

I want a geiger counter.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:09 pm

DS, some books and dvds. I couldn't really think of what to get this year so I just got some stuff I don't really need :shucks:

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:54 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:In Soviet Russia, everyone receives the same gift

Also, camels suck. Marb reds or Luckies, please.

Edit. Unless they're Turkish Golds.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:59 pm

Just stop smoking, it tastes like shit.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:06 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:Couldn't you just go out to a store and buy them?

What are you? Some sort of Christmas Commie?

Yeah, like OMG, you can only give gifts that cannot be bought if you're a tr00 Christian-American-Klanner

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:43 pm

gifts must have a sentimental value

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:36 am

i already know i'm getting an mp3-walkman from my bf, and i'm hoping my folks will get me a new bed. by the way, does anyone have any gift-ideas for things to get my bf? i'm kinda stuck, since he doesn't really want anything special. anything technical is out of the question, since he barely knows how to turn on a computer.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:49 am

You're a girl? Just get him whatever you like so you can use it too, thats what I do. The gifts that keep on giving.

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:51 am

no, i'm not. thanks for the tip, or whatever.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:29 am

He-hey, the first gay member of our community!
This is so jolly gosh darn it that I think I'm going to wet my pants.

If he likes to wear jewelry, it's always a good idea... A simple chain (necklace, bracelet), maybe a ring? How about something practical, like I don't know, gardening tools or weed appliances?

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:33 am

not quite his style, i'm afraid. i'll post a pic of him, maybe that'll give you some inspiration. ideas, please!

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:35 am

Um... Weed?

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:47 am

he's got plenty of that, sorry. nice character reading, by the way.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:27 am

Kash wrote:He-hey, the first gay member of our community!

You need to tell us more about your bf. What does he like? What does he do for fun? What are his measurements? Is he a top or a bottom? Stuff like that.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:47 am

Urizen... toughie there.

A hookah to go with the spinach?

But they're expensive.

You could get a tongue piercing- something for you that's actually
for him

PS Kashluk, he's the second.

edit: this was my 420th post.
Yay for me!
Remember the Elder Sign!

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:05 am

Redeye: haven't the foggiest what a hookah is, so i'll let that slide. he's already got a tongue piercing, and i don't want one for myself, sorry.

Subhuman: as for what he likes to do, he's just lazy, like me. smoking weed, drinking beer, watching the telly, those kinds of things.
his sexual preferances are not something i'll broadcast right here and now.

i'm not making it easy for you guys, but this is a tricky one. maybe i'll just buy him some cd's and come up with something cute on the side.

edit: i hardly think i'm the first, or the second. who's supposed to be the first, by the way?