Oblivion, fuckers

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Sun May 21, 2006 7:40 pm

Haris wrote:Doesnt that mean that you also played it? I bet i am the only one that havent played Oblivion on this forum.

I'm an Oblivion virgin too.

box · Post by **box** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:48 am

Good for you. No really. Just take the worst parts of some gay MMMMPORG and multiply them by invisible fencewalls and soil erosion. Presto!

Oh yeah, and blatantly for twelve year old retard kids, too.

SearchingForFriends · Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:37 pm

in my school one friend gave another friend a gamebox called oblivion.
it was really disgusting to saw that 2 meters in front of my eyes.

since that expierience i canÃ‚Â´t sleep no more, i have a mustache, living from beans and always wondering whats wrong with the world.

ah and mentally i have lost weight.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:05 pm

SearchingForFriends wrote:mentally i have lost weight.

Gosh, really ?

Dinosaur! · Post by **Dinosaur!** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:20 pm

and dialogue is no longer a dispensery of information akin to an encyclopedia.

Yes, now its is a dispensery of information akin to a mentally retarded flowerpot. :ruffstuff:

minigunwielder · Post by **minigunwielder** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:46 am

All this talk about raped franchises makes me think about the shitty 3D Worms games.
please make them stop ruining my favorite game of all time!

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:13 am

Dinosaur! wrote:
and dialogue is no longer a dispensery of information akin to an encyclopedia.
Yes, now its is a dispensery of information akin to a mentally retarded flowerpot.

Give it to the guy in the basement of the gunshop in New Reno.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:50 am

Redeye wrote:
Dinosaur! wrote:
and dialogue is no longer a dispensery of information akin to an encyclopedia.
Yes, now its is a dispensery of information akin to a mentally retarded flowerpot.

Give it to the guy in the basement of the gunshop in New Reno.

afterwards down your INT under 4 and talk to him again

Splatterpope · Post by **Splatterpope** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:43 pm

vendetta wrote:I'm an Oblivion virgin too.

And I'm an Oblivion rape victim.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:27 am

I decided an hour ago to reinstall Oblivion and try some world-dekilterifying AI mods.

Then I thought, hey... can I spread Vampirism all over the place?

Do people freak out?
Commit suicide?
Embark on quests for cures?
Embrace the "Dark Gift"?

Would bounty hunters start having a bonanza?
Would vampires kill off the new vamps to cover themselves?
Would there be an investigation to find out who is spreading the disease?

Then I checked the Oblivion Disease wiki:

"Note that diseases cannot be spread by the player."

Fuck.

Now I've lost interest all over again.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:19 pm

Sticky this thread.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:37 pm

jetbaby wrote:Sticky this thread.

T-900 · Post by **T-900** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:51 pm

All I ask is five minutes with the creative lead of the Oblivion Development team.. Four minutes and forty seconds to kick the shit out of him and grind the skin off his face using the floor, and twenty seconds to slowly, patiently spin out just one question...

"Why, motherfucker, why, an hour after crawling out of prison, could I massacre an entire nest of heavily armed goblins... And ten more hours later find a single identical goblin with the same weapon an insurmountable challenge? In short my friend, what in the name of Lord Fuckery inspired you to put level scaling in this shitty little mistake of a game?"

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:55 pm

T-900 wrote:All I ask is five minutes with the creative lead of the Oblivion Development team.. Four minutes and forty seconds to kick the shit out of him and grind the skin off his face using the floor, and twenty seconds to slowly, patiently spin out just one question...

"Why, motherfucker, why, an hour after crawling out of prison, could I massacre an entire nest of heavily armed goblins... And ten more hours later find a single identical goblin with the same weapon an insurmountable challenge? In short my friend, what in the name of Lord Fuckery inspired you to put level scaling in this shitty little mistake of a game?"

lolzorz

For FO3 they will have learned from their mistakes.

They even hired a fancy psych/anthropology consultant to help detect and translate the "tribal code language" used by Fallout fans.

For example: "no level scaling" = "we want jumping puzzles"

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:49 pm

"We want jumping puzzles" = "Make combat turn-based."

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:03 am

"Don't make it a crapy FPS" = "we would really like to see a twitchy mini game for walking, talking, and sleeping. And try to make it so that everyone wonders around aimlessly repeating the same six lines about spotting a radscorpion down by the old vault over and over all the freakin time."

box · Post by **box** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:55 am

So, do you think they're gonna bring back the 'Ask About' box as a way to make the game more 'immersive'?

Blade Runner, especially the 'ambiguous' director's cut, is one of those movies that get better the more times you watch it.

It does. So does that Westwwod game, incidentally. Too much fun, that.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:47 pm

Redeye wrote:Then I thought, hey... can I spread Vampirism all over the place?

Then I checked the Oblivion Disease wiki:

"Note that diseases cannot be spread by the player."

Fuck.

It is a trifling matter to use the construction kit to spread the Vampirism disease around. Trifling, I say!

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:36 pm

box wrote:So, do you think they're gonna bring back the 'Ask About' box as a way to make the game more 'immersive'?

I did not like the "ask about" box. The only good thing about it was that it could be ignored.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:37 pm

casino - your ass
"why they gamble in it"