Duck and Cover

Killzig wrote:Out of the box? Did you miss that bit of my question?

No, I did not.

Killzig wrote:I can play those games on my PC or better yet on all my old consoles. Tee!

Yes, but not on your 360.

Killzig wrote:I don't?

Afraid not.

Killzig wrote:Not really, I chose the XB because the games library had more of a PC gaming flavor.

Yes, the xbox goes hand in hand with the pc, seeing as it's like a barebone with a bunch of stuff stripped from it.

Killzig wrote:I'm sure that line is going to get your panties in a bunch but here, there it is.

I'm not wearing any.

Killzig wrote:Accusing myself of what exactly?

Stabbing your PC in the back, you heartless sack of shit.

Killzig wrote:Not really interested in that anymore. I have a yob and I've always been very selective about what I play.

As I, but there's playing and there's testing.

Killzig wrote:See above.

Well, see, you confused me rite by saying: every time some shitbag game dev has a wet dream about minigun particle fx. I thought it meant you kept buying into shit over, and over, and over.

Killzig wrote:I still play Marble Madness on my NES.

What, in the same way as "I still play FreeCell"?

Killzig wrote:Usually I don't bother playing games again until it's been a long while.

How long a while? Moving into your new apartement 10 years later and finding a dusty old cartridge under a pile of rugs and booting it up for a couple of minutes long while, or what?

Killzig wrote:A mod/"fan patch" that modifies stats on a few weapons and opens up a side quest doesn't really spark my interest enough to slog through 10 hours of gameplay that are basically the same.

Too true. How about that Operation Flashpoint doh, huh? Huh?

Killzig wrote:And TCs that are actually worth the effort are few and far between. Just not my cup of tea.

Here's the thing, J, you're not supposed to sit around and wait for them like an addict on the coke run. You're supposed to go "Wuh it's released? WICKED!" and boot it up, eh. TC Community spirit 101.

Killzig wrote: Yay for stereotyping.

What, you mean I'm wrong?

Killzig wrote:I think the curry has gotten to your brain you dot headed leper.

No way man, I stay off that shit. It gives me gas.

Killzig wrote:Hell, the majority of the PC market these days are MMORPG-treadmill running drooling idiots.

If you look at the top 10 spots on the güntherweb, sure.

Killzig wrote:As opposed to what I was doing with PC gaming which was picking one or two a year over a handful.

What year was that anyway, you cockgobbler? And were you picking based on minimum system requirments per chance?

Killzig wrote:Live's got demos now too, ZOMG!

Well, I did say full versions didn't I? I've seen so many great demo's of shit games, not to mention vice versa, that I just don't trust anything but the final product.

Killzig wrote:Right, nonstandard games with lower system requirements that I can still play on my PC.

Why would they have low system requirements? There are foreign and non-consolized games out there that go for the GRAFFIX R COOL approach. And likely small, independent development team games have pretty slow, glitchy code with less bugtesting, meaning ram hogger scripting. Not that they're any worse for that.

Killzig wrote:Of course you don't know, you're a drooling idiot. That's why I'm taking the time to explain, I'm a charitable bastard like that.

Could you perchance educate me in what clinic removed your brain tumour? I think they mistook one blob of bad cells for another.

if you quote one liners, quote good ones, at least ffs
like "I eat green berets for breakfast... and right now I'm very hungry" or s.th.

Woah, that's an actual movie quote?

EDIT: Just tell the mods to split it to the wasteland, we'll continue the lovefest there. Perhaps with graphics.

Tits or get the fuck out. Don't single line quote each other back and forth for another month, you just waste everyones time.

I say again: tits or get the fuck out.

St. Toxic wrote:No, I did not.

Then I call shens.

Yes, but not on your 360.

So? I dont' see why everything has to be exclusive.

Afraid not.

In your myopic viewpoint, I guess.

Yes, the xbox goes hand in hand with the pc, seeing as it's like a barebone with a bunch of stuff stripped from it.

I meant more in the tone. See: Crimson Skies, Full Spectrum Warrior, Pirates!, etc.

I'm not wearing any.

ooooh la la

Stabbing your PC in the back, you heartless sack of shit.

Fuck that money pit. Worse than my wife.

As I, but there's playing and there's testing.

Sadly, I don't have time to play every piece of shit that comes down the pipe. I leave it to industrious little asians like you to do the dirty work for me!

Well, see, you confused me

SURPRISE!

rite by saying: every time some shitbag game dev has a wet dream about minigun particle fx.

Yes, because everything said on a forum should be taken literally. Everything. That's right.

I thought it meant you kept buying into shit over, and over, and over.

You primed yourself to think that as you already look down your nose at console gamers. Not my fault you lack teh comprehenzion skilz.

What, in the same way as "I still play FreeCell"?

Na, more the way I play with your mum's clit.

How long a while? Moving into your new apartement 10 years later and finding a dusty old cartridge under a pile of rugs and booting it up for a couple of minutes long while, or what?

5 years minimum when there's nothing new I want to play kind of long while. I don't really do the replay thing much. I'm more of a story guy so once I've got the story down I don't really have any interest in playing the game again and again.

Too true. How about that Operation Flashpoint doh, huh? Huh?

yayyyyyyy more shooters.

Here's the thing, J, you're not supposed to sit around and wait for them like an addict on the coke run. You're supposed to go "Wuh it's released? WICKED!" and boot it up, eh. TC Community spirit 101.

I'll pass, thanks.

What, you mean I'm wrong?

Less shocking than you being right.

No way man, I stay off that shit. It gives me gas.

Me too.

If you look at the top 10 spots on the güntherweb, sure.

Generalization for a generalization my man. obviously the bulk of console gamers will be stupid. The bulk of PC gamers will be stupid too, it's called -- THE BELL CURVE. da da da.

What year was that anyway, you cockgobbler? And were you picking based on minimum system requirments per chance?

Picking based on what I'm interested in playing. AoE3, Civ and Rise of Legends. Done, thanks.

Well, I did say full versions didn't I?

No, you didn't but I already told you my thoughts on piracy.

I've seen so many great demo's of shit games, not to mention vice versa, that I just don't trust anything but the final product.

sure enough.

Why would they have low system requirements?

Fate, Space Rangers 2, etc. All nice little indie titles with alternative distribution systems that are playable on a far broader range of systems.

There are foreign and non-consolized games out there that go for the GRAFFIX R COOL approach.

Yes, and most of them are awful. Like Gothic and THE FALL. Both of which are total shit.

And likely small, independent development team games have pretty slow, glitchy code with less bugtesting, meaning ram hogger scripting. Not that they're any worse for that.

But they're not bleeding edge tech that will spurn you to go out and buy the latest and greatest NVIDIA/ATI card. Ya dig?

Could you perchance educate me in what clinic removed your brain tumour? I think they mistook one blob of bad cells for another.

Sadly, I don't think you can be taught. Go back to the Dell call center and talk to someone who cares. KTHXBYE

jetbaby wrote:Tits or get the fuck out. Don't single line quote each other back and forth for another month, you just waste everyones time.

I say again: tits or get the fuck out.

OMG CENSORSHIP!!!

flowers!

Thor Kaufman wrote:Posts: 999

Stop posting now.

jetbaby wrote:
I say again: tits or get the fuck out.

Killzig wrote: Then I call shens.

So? I dont' see why everything has to be exclusive.

In your myopic viewpoint, I guess.

Sadly, I don't have time to play every piece of shit that comes down the pipe. I leave it to industrious little asians like you to do the dirty work for me!

Yes, because everything said on a forum should be taken literally. Everything. That's right.

You primed yourself to think that as you already look down your nose at console gamers. Not my fault you lack teh comprehenzion skilz.

Na, more the way I play with your mum's clit.

yayyyyyyy more shooters.

Less shocking than you being right.

No, you didn't ( yes I did ) but I already told you my thoughts on piracy.

Sadly, I don't think you can be taught. Go back to the Dell call center and talk to someone who cares. KTHXBYE

Thanks for the horseshit. Let's see if we can find some nuggets.

Killzig wrote:I meant more in the tone. See: Crimson Skies, Full Spectrum Warrior, Pirates!, etc.

This, according to you, is the pc tone?

Killzig wrote:I don't really do the replay thing much. I'm more of a story guy so once I've got the story down I don't really have any interest in playing the game again and again.

That's pretty obvious when it comes to games heavy on story, no one would want to read the same book twice every week. The issue however has little to do with game durability. Further down the list mentioned rts's as the few only pc games you've invested in at this time, and that's quite a pc-only genre as far as I know, unless we're going the Dune / Red Alert psx route to hell.

Killzig wrote:Generalization for a generalization my man. obviously the bulk of console gamers will be stupid. The bulk of PC gamers will be stupid too, it's called -- THE BELL CURVE. da da da.

How about actual figures? I'd like to see some actual figures.

Killzig wrote:Fate, Space Rangers 2, etc. All nice little indie titles with alternative distribution systems that are playable on a far broader range of systems.

Fantastico. These two games are now the only nice, little indie titles out there. Close the case before we sink.

Killzig wrote:Yes, and most of them are awful. Like Gothic and THE FALL. Both of which are total shit.

Well, that's two. I for one enjoyed Gothic, so I guess it's one actually? Not to mention that you're basicly dooming all future games as well, remarkable.

Killzig wrote:But they're not bleeding edge tech that will spurn you to go out and buy the latest and greatest NVIDIA/ATI card.

You did that? I'm so sorry. No, they're not, but they may require you to keep your computer updated if anything else. Moving up in the console gaming world, and keeping your computer in the dust, will eventually make it unfit for all but the older games.

Before you go off on a gobble-spree again, the argument is about keeping your computer up to date, or converting to console -- which is the smart ( economically among others ) thing to do?

None of any of the games mentioned are worth playing if you have to use a controller.

I'd sooner stick a fork through my penis.

I find it hilariously ironic that supposed cutting edge technology is being made to run games that are controlled with something so primitive.

The nintendo wii can be controlled either through penis or fork technology, I heard.