Duck and Cover

just take out your bottom two ribs and get a longer dick should help you out with that dick sucking.

Well, it's plenty long, and removing ribs to get to it is excessive considering I have you.

if its so long why cant you do it yourself seems kind of excessive to ask another man to suck your dick.

That would be absurdly long, firstly. And I ain't asking, bitch - I'm telling.

then tell your dad bet he'd do it.

I don't think that's a good idea. I did tell your dad to do it, however, and he choked to death.

So you gotta pick up the slack to honor his memory.

hmm... seeing as he's still alive i doubt he he did. so guess i don't have to then, why don't you go to 4chan and ask for a girlfriend sure there are lots of women there.

Well, your father rose from the dead when I jerked off in his eyes; have fun with your gay zombie dad.

And if this was about finding a relationship, I'd go find one. However, this is about you slobbing my knob, and your attempts to redirect the conversation aren't nearly cunning enough.

Retlaw83 wrote:Well, your father rose from the dead when I jerked off in his eyes; have fun with your gay zombie dad.

Winner!

and your attempts to get me to suck your incher isnt very appealing you got to really sell your item else no one will want.

From your massive run-on sentence, I gather you want my 8-inch cock lodged in your throat?

I'm glad you've finally seen the light.

hah thats funny, think you should flip the ruler over your reading the metric side!

No, I'm definitely reading the inch side.

Your mother was originally holding it the wrong way, but I assured her 20 inches couldn't be right.

hmm... pretty sure that was your mom.

You two argue like an old married couple. It's cute.

i know isnt it!

Maccy Man wrote:hmm... pretty sure that was your mom.

The gaping vagina says it's yours.

And Aon, Susan shall forever be in my heart.

you sure doubt my mom would want a fallout whore she doesnt seem that interested in games.

It's not so much about what I want or she wants. It comes down to the fact your mom is such a massive slut that everybody has to take a turn with her whether they like it or not.

only if you have money so sorry that had to be either your mom or Barbra Streisand.