Nightmare on Elm Street

[Retlaw83]

Creative writing. You should put those internet stalker skills to the test and find my deviantART page.

You do realize calling me Walter isn't insulting, right? Most people I know do it.

[Manoil]

Isn't that all mostly Warhammer 40k fanfiction, though?

[Retlaw83]

Isn't that all mostly Warhammer 40k fanfiction, though?

Kind of a weird question considering most of your deviantart page appears to be "Alien" and South Park fan stuff.

There's 7 short stories in a series I abandoned on account of the fact 1) I can't sell it because it's not my IP and 2) it's a waste of time if I can't sell it. Considering it's done to a better quality than most of the shit Games Workshop publishes and isn't me sticking characters that don't fit into a storyline someone else made up, I really wouldn't qualify it as fan fiction - it was more of an exercise in writing characters and dialogue in a framework I didn't need any effort to make. Plus it's based on my actual 40k army, so it's a natural extension of building, converting and painting the models to personal specifications.

But, back to your question. There's 11 poems on there, one of which was purposely done in the style of teenage emo poetry to see how fucking easy it is (because there's a metric shit ton of teenage emo poetry on deviant art), 7 short stories, 2 one-off writing exercises that are unpublishable (but that wasn't the point), the first two chapters of my book, and a 3-part series I never finished because it ran out of direction a hell of a lot quicker than I thought it would.

All the 3D stuff on there is conceptual and - with the exception of the Poser faces - was made in TruSpace 2 in 2001-2005, which at the time was over a decade old, so it probably wouldn't hurt to take it down.

[MR Snake]

I wasn't intending that to be an insult Walter but that is your name isn't it? You see insults where there are none.

[Blargh]

Frankly your . . . conduct confirms that it is reasonable to regard your attempts to communicate with others as an insult in and of itself.

[Yonmanc]

That's true. It's simply insulting to have Snake feel it's ok to talk to you directly

[Manoil]

That's true. It's simply insulting to have Snake feel it's ok to talk to you directly

Gotta have standards

Isn't that all mostly Warhammer 40k fanfiction, though?

Kind of a weird question considering most of your deviantart page appears to be "Alien" and South Park fan stuff.

There's 7 short stories in a series I abandoned on account of the fact 1) I can't sell it because it's not my IP and 2) it's a waste of time if I can't sell it. Considering it's done to a better quality than most of the shit Games Workshop publishes and isn't me sticking characters that don't fit into a storyline someone else made up, I really wouldn't qualify it as fan fiction - it was more of an exercise in writing characters and dialogue in a framework I didn't need any effort to make. Plus it's based on my actual 40k army, so it's a natural extension of building, converting and painting the models to personal specifications.

But, back to your question. There's 11 poems on there, one of which was purposely done in the style of teenage emo poetry to see how fucking easy it is (because there's a metric shit ton of teenage emo poetry on deviant art), 7 short stories, 2 one-off writing exercises that are unpublishable (but that wasn't the point), the first two chapters of my book, and a 3-part series I never finished because it ran out of direction a hell of a lot quicker than I thought it would.

All the 3D stuff on there is conceptual and - with the exception of the Poser faces - was made in TruSpace 2 in 2001-2005, which at the time was over a decade old, so it probably wouldn't hurt to take it down.

I hadn't meant it aggressively, though I was mentioning what I had seen last DML redirected me there a few years back. As far as my alien drawings go... well, I tend to find most my human artwork attempts get fucked up dimensions, and I get frustrated. Never had that problem with Aliens, so I've been drawing them for a long time now. Last one I posted up

Also relevant, though I didn't really know what the fuck I was doing with pant wrinkles back in 05

[Wolfman Walt]

You do realize calling me Walter isn't insulting, right? Most people I know do it.

I'm glad most people nowadays don't call me by my first name, otherwise the two of you would sometimes really get me confused.

[General Alexi]

Creative writing. You should put those internet stalker skills to the test and find my deviantART page.

You do realize calling me Walter isn't insulting, right? Most people I know do it.

Ha ha...I have a creative writing degree, check out my devient art page...
that sounds a little sad.

[MR Snake]

You do realize calling me Walter isn't insulting, right? Most people I know do it.

I'm glad most people nowadays don't call me by my first name, otherwise the two of you would sometimes really get me confused.

It's his last name.

[Retlaw83]

Ha ha...I have a creative writing degree, check out my devient art page...
that sounds a little sad.

I was just encouraging Snake to use the stalking skills he loves so much.

[MR Snake]

So you did not go to college for "creative writing".

Honestly, your insults have not been very creative so... well I kind of figured.

[Retlaw83]

That doesn't even make sense, Snake. Your comprehension of English reaches new lows daily.

Most people improve with time. The only exceptions I've seen are you and Lars Ulrich.

[TheCynic]

, one of which was purposely done in the style of teenage emo poetry to see how fucking easy it is

I'm still laughing at this gem of a statement.

[Retlaw83]

Never having been an emo, I tried to replicate the garbage they spew thinking it would be some kind of thought exercise. I quickly found out there was no thought in the exercise.

[MR Snake]

That doesn't even make sense, Snake. Your comprehension of English reaches new lows daily.

Most people improve with time. The only exceptions I've seen are you and Lars Ulrich.

What doesn't make sence? The fact that you are not creative or that you are a bag of sweat?

[Retlaw83]

I'm pretty creative. I guess you do take the cake, though, making up an apartment in the middle of town that isn't a slum and pretending your "internet business" isn't running multiple e-mail spam bots.

Of course, if your point was I wasn't creative, you needed to word it differently than I didn't get a degree in creative writing. Being able to understand how humans communicate helps with that, but considering you're less than a man in every measure one could quantify a man I doubt you'll be able to do that any time soon.

[Yonmanc]

Never having been an emo, I tried to replicate the garbage they spew thinking it would be some kind of thought exercise. I quickly found out there was no thought in the exercise.

My heart is as black as the dick in Snake's mother
Pain, ANGST!
Someone cut me from this world, burn me, I'm alone
In Snakes ass
Cut my wrists, and let my blood run, Snake's mother blows
My soul away
Into Darkness

ANGST!



Wow, this is easy

[MR Snake]

I'm pretty creative. I guess you do take the cake, though, making up an apartment in the middle of town that isn't a slum and pretending your "internet business" isn't running multiple e-mail spam bots.

Of course, if your point was I wasn't creative, you needed to word it differently than I didn't get a degree in creative writing. Being able to understand how humans communicate helps with that, but considering you're less than a man in every measure one could quantify a man I doubt you'll be able to do that any time soon.

Anyone would get that, you just have to comment about it since you are one fat bitch sitting in your mothers basement fapping with nothing better to do. Bigot.

[Retlaw83]

Do you even know what a bigot is?