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Post by First Force »

hair bad, shave good
You are losing it, doesn`t matter, let`s close our eyes and wake up from this dream.....
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Post by fallout ranger »

susan needs to post his rimjob techniques...
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

No techniques, just instinct.

I'm an animal.
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Post by Corpse »

Nothing wrong with one night stands, at least you don't have to put up with their bullshit and constant nagging afterwards.
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Post by Subhuman »

...said the virgin.
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Post by fallout ranger »

...said the GAY virgin
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

...said the gay man.
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Post by Aneurysm »

I am starting to think that subhuman, fr and susan are the same person.,
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Post by Blargh »

That so Aneurysm ? Then I suggest obscene quantities of alcohol, mind-warping zombification drugs (otherwise known as anti-psychotics), cognitive behavioural therapy and/or a full frontal lobotomy. Should they not alleviate your likely painful situation, please contact the entity responsible for your suspicion physically, with a gun. :drunk:
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

Or full rectal sodomy?
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Post by Aneurysm »

Keep your sexual tastes for yourself.
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Post by Subhuman »

Why? Nobody else does (*cough*bukkake*cough).
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Post by Corpse »

Blargh wrote:That so Aneurysm ? Then I suggest obscene quantities of alcohol, mind-warping zombification drugs (otherwise known as anti-psychotics), cognitive behavioural therapy and/or a full frontal lobotomy. Should they not alleviate your likely painful situation, please contact the entity responsible for your suspicion physically, with a gun. :drunk:
Personally, I would suggest a 105mm cannister round but I think I'd settle for a 10-gauge loaded with buckshot.
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Post by Aneurysm »

I think a bb gun or a sharp stick in subhuman's case, would do the trick.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

a baguette, yo
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Post by Subhuman »

Oui, oui, c'est tres bien.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

très, you mean.
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I don't do foreign punctuation.
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Post by Aneurysm »

I thought you lived in Canada ?
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Post by Ernesto »

Quebec and Canada are totally different worlds, yo. Look at the signs. Arrêt, what the fuck could that mean?
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