DAC first look: STALKER: Paradise lost

johnsoaz · Post by **johnsoaz** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:27 pm

I want to see footage of Megatron writing these crappy stories in the Stalker literary contest:

Thief: http://www.stalker-game.com/index.php?t ... ting&id=40

Trade: http://www.stalker-game.com/index.php?t ... ing&id=107

These stories were more funny then your Stalker preview! Did all you other Fallout Fan Boyz write any shite stories? Send links please.

Ghosteh · Post by **Ghosteh** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:30 pm

ah beet me posting the links to his crap stories there johnsoaz

ah well
yeah guess hes just a bit bitter because his stories where a bit crap, never mind :p

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:27 pm

hey mate I wrote those in like 10 minutes and one of them was second for 5 months. Some of you spend literally minutes doing it and rigging the contest.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:31 pm

This cracks me up...These people are just so damned angry about the truth...My god. Can't you people just accept the fact that dragons and cyborgs roxors your soxors?

Robot from the concept art spot at STALKER's page..

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:59 pm

"O SHIAT, a dragon!!"

"ROA, PHEAR MEH!!"

"let's flex by the way of water"

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:15 pm

Kids these days aren't even trying to troll. Every time when someone is emasculating their object of worship, I hear the SAME boring insults as if they were taken from the same manual.

johnsoaz · Post by **johnsoaz** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 12:45 am

Megatron wrote:hey mate I wrote those in like 10 minutes and one of them was second for 5 months. Some of you spend literally minutes doing it and rigging the contest.

It's too bad your stories didn't win. Well, at least you aren't bitter about it.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 1:09 am

This thread deserves a One-Eyed Girl With A Loop award.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 5:11 am

it doesnt matter wether you win or lose. its just if you walk away with the prize in the end if you know what I mean.

remember to check stalker site for new shit
edit fucking [kgb]
http://wasteland.duckandcover.cx/stalke ... ID2005.avi

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:10 am

Fall0ut wrote:My family has alot of money,

Is your wealth leather-bound ? Regardless, 'the wealthy' should be put down. Really, any lawyer worth their satin socks would be (and I really can't emphasise this enough for you twits) FUCKING STUPID (reminds me of certain others) to take on any charge put forward by you or anyone similarly 'gifted' with intellect and common sense.

It should be obvious, even to you, that in this and many other things - money is not everything. You can't spend away the issues here. You can't spend away reality, truth or the smell of inevitability. No. Dragons and cyborgs are the future. You cannot escape it, or bribe it to go elsewhere. I laugh in your general direction.

Regardless, friend, you still have yet to answer my rather obvious questions :

Who, why, how ? Charges ? How many ? I do hope you are prepared to defy logic, intelligence and success ratios aplenty.

Further, and importantly, you have not yet explained why someone so obviously non-local is doing here, in our local forum. We are a local forum for local people, and you are not local. You and your fellow non-local cretins sicken me. We are going to have to burn you now. You leave us no choice.

Good day, you shall hear from my cadre of crack lawyers within two to five standard non-business days.

Post by **Alexander** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 3:58 pm

Hahaha! Great thread! More previews/reviews of more games, I take it you've already gotten the half-life 3 in the mail too(I hope so anyways) HAHAHAH! Very funny! more please...

P.S. (pee-pee)

That must be one of the best stalker-teaser(kgb shakecam) movies I have ever seen!

Carib · Post by **Carib** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 4:51 pm

Looks good, Megatron. Nice having... connections....

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 5:34 pm

Fall0ut wrote:My family has alot of money, but who I was talking about was GSC and THQ, because you are violating market code. They just have to see this site. Good luck

Oh SHIT, I guess that means we're FUCKED!
Alright, I'm going to take the site down then...
I even wrote a formal apology for you and your filthy rich family.
It can be read here

best regards,
gimp flask

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 5:36 pm

TEH GAME LOOOKS BORING MEGATON

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:51 pm

Here's another exclusive ingame screenshot of a never before seen STALKER NPC. Notice how all that time in the radioactive zone ravaged his facial features. Chernobyl is a scary, nightmarish place.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:53 pm

Koki wrote:This thread deserves a One-Eyed Girl With A Loop award.

what the shit? I can see two eyes

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:43 pm

Fall0ut wrote:My family has alot of money,

Yes. I hear your mother comes back home with a bra full of five dollar bills every time a ship full of lonely sailors pulls in to the local docks.

but who I was talking about was GSC and THQ, because you are violating market code.

Speaking of violating, is your dad able to shower again after those traumatic days in prison? Or do you still have to hold his hand when he bathes?

They just have to see this site.

They have seen the site, but thanks for being a few days behind. Luckily for us, your knowledge of the legal system is only second to your knowledge of critical thinking.

Good luck

Don't need it.

Role-Player · Post by **Role-Player** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:56 pm

OMG that thar STALKER NPC is teh scaryness!!

Diemaco · Post by **Diemaco** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 11:10 pm

Mr. Teatime wrote:Megatron has some shaky cam footage of him playing the game somewhere, he says he has anyway, so this should prove it once and for all I guess?

The funniest thing is that you're actually being serious.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 11:14 pm

I have added (with my team of course) more stalker data from the game stalker. I don't need to proove myself to you, this is cutting edge information straight from the ukrainine office

You don't have to believe me, but I don't give a sh*t!