The pain thread.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:46 pm

And what's the deal with airline food?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:25 pm

JOKE TIME!

Q: You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

A: Shoot the lawyer...twice.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:28 pm

"In the days when they were giving away huge penises and long memories I chose... wait, what was I telling about again?"

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:58 pm

Semen improves memory.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:44 am

Semen stings when it gets in your eyes.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:11 am

So whats the deal with stand up comidian's

Hozar

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:02 am

None of us are standing, however. Call us arm chair comedians, if you will.

Ashmo · Post by **Ashmo** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:05 pm

I got hit with a blunt spear in the kneecap and shin.

You only notice how often things touch your kneecap or shin if either is injured, apparently.

Zencore · Post by **Zencore** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:25 pm

I've stapled myself in the kneecap with a staplegun.

Once I ran through pepper spray.

A friend poured a little gas on me and lit me on fire once.

I've been shot at with fireworks.

I've been shot at (with a rifle).

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:29 pm

Wow dude, your life sucks. People seem like they're always out to get you or something.

Zencore · Post by **Zencore** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:52 pm

As for the whole getting shot at with a gun thing it was a drunk friend and a .22 situation that kinda went out of hand. Just grazed me though.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:56 pm

Zencore wrote:I've stapled myself in the kneecap with a staplegun.

Once I ran through pepper spray.

A friend poured a little gas on me and lit me on fire once.

I've been shot at with fireworks.

I've been shot at (with a rifle).

Are you sure they all were unintended incidents?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:35 pm

Perhaps it's a hint of friendly nature from those people you call "buds"?

Zencore · Post by **Zencore** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:43 pm

The staple incident was intended as a joke and I thought it was empty when I pulled the trigger.

Pepper spray thing was a bet, which i won.

Gas thing was a bet too, and I one that as well.

I don't really know what the firework thing was.

And as stated before, the gun incident was just a mistake.

I quote "Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger."

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:02 pm

*dispatches a pyromaniacal Penguin inhumation squad*

It will make Zencore stronger . . .

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:08 pm

We can only hope...

jiujitsu · Post by **jiujitsu** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:01 am

Hrm.. Well, I'm not sure I remember the worst pain ever, but one time does pop into my head. I woke up in the morning with the worst possible sinus headache imaginable. I seriously thought it was the end for me and I was having a stroke. I could barely move my head from side to side on my pillow. The pain went away after probably ten minutes and I went and took some antihistamines.

I don't think pain has ever made me feel like "this is the end" other than that.

Zencore · Post by **Zencore** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:02 am

Add putting out a cigar in the palm of my hand to the list.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:05 pm

I stubbed out a cigarette into the eye of a drunken, belligerent sod once.

Naturally curious about these matters, I queried him regarding the level of discomfort. However, his response of 'GAARHGHG' (may be paraphrased) was rather vague and uninformative.

Rude prick.

O.A - I hope to repeat the experiment in the future. Often. I will have the answers I crave. Yes.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:15 pm

Zencore wrote:I quote "Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger."

Admit it.