How often do you masterbate?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:22 pm

I know you are, but what am I?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:23 pm

Your mom.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:23 pm

Haha, weak, you edited your post.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:25 pm

Your mom edited my post last night.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:29 pm

You're so gay, I'm not even talking to you anymore.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:30 pm

That's what your mom said last night.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:31 pm

...la la la

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:44 pm

This thread gives me a boner

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:51 pm

We have a workstation in the lab that is 3 inches thick, but loud as a jet.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:00 pm

Hey, come on, can't we all just be gay together? Stop in the name of love, for goodnes' sake!

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:34 pm

I would complain about spam, but of course this topic was complete crap from the get go.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:50 pm

You always complain about spam. No one even listens anymore

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:46 pm

Take out the z in Spazmo and you've got "Spamo".

OMG IRONY.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:21 am

Spazmo is our shit preacher, like spam messias

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:36 am

Take out the h, m, s, n, a, u, b, u from Subhuman and add in d, a, r, r, y, l and you have the genius behind PALS!

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:04 am

Well, "genius" may be pushing it a little. But it is a damn fine comic, if I do say so myself. And I do.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:10 am

The objectivity on all sides is making my nose bleed. Hurray.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:17 am

that what yo momma said last nite after i puncher her in the cunt

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:21 am

Pronunciation: "mas-t&r-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies called also onanism, self-abuse

Uh... yeah, just seemed it needed to be defined

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:27 am

Blargh wrote:The objectivity on all sides is making my nose bleed. Hurray.

So does that comic, but whose keeping count? Well besides my aneurysm.